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StumpCam 2017-09-13 11:15:53 

*1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!*

*2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!*

*3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.*

*4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.*

*5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!*

*6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!*

*7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.*

*8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!*

*9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".*

*Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.*

*Dont delete it unless forward it to a grp of naughty Friends* big grin big grin big grin

 
black 2017-09-13 11:47:16 

In reply to StumpCam

lol lol lol

 
StumpCam 2017-09-13 12:09:44 

In reply to black

I heard your peeps call you HANDSOME! lol lol

 
black 2017-09-13 12:28:32 

In reply to StumpCam

Handsome and Rosie Palmer, my favorites.
lol

 
WestDem 2017-09-13 12:43:47 

In reply to StumpCam

lol lol lol

 
WestDem 2017-09-13 12:45:27 

In reply to black


Handsome and Rosie Palmer, my favorites.


At least you safe from bing a dead beat from not paying child support.... lol lol lol Plus you are guarantee a 'no divorce marriage' lol lol

 
nitro 2017-09-13 12:52:58 

In reply to StumpCam

Great thoughts.

 
black 2017-09-13 13:05:41 

In reply to WestDem


At least you safe from bing a dead beat from not paying child support


I have two, raised them from babies to adulthood.

No deadbeat here.

 
WestDem 2017-09-13 13:14:25 

In reply to black

I see you misinterpret my post to a 'T'...ah was making a general comment regarding any relationship with Handsome and Rosie Palmer...you don't have to be dat defensive bro unless..... lol lol lol

 
StumpCam 2017-09-13 13:43:52 

In reply to WestDem

Leave black alone, the man is now enjoying retirement!
lol lol

Nudist Colony
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony....

On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'

The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts...

Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.

'You must be new,' says
the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.

The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day...

 
WestDem 2017-09-13 14:32:33 

In reply to StumpCam

You are killing bro....Farting mek man run and left money! lol lol lol lol lol

That was one of the best...I cannot stop laughing here!!!!

 
black 2017-09-13 14:47:41 

In reply to StumpCam

Sounds like nitro at one of his Republican retreat. lol lol lol