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In reply to Devin

Narper

Capt Jerk Pork

Powen

Vix

In reply to sudden

Narper? Is it the wagon threads?

This one is easy for me. Nick2020, by approximately a million miles.

Nick2020
Halliwell
JahJah
Bravos

Surely I have to be up there as well.

In reply to Devin

1. Devin.

In reply to Drapsey

Thank you.

Drapsey

In reply to DAVE400

In reply to DAVE400 & Khaga

I'm only flattered that I'm even noticed.

Thank you guys.

In reply to Drapsey

U know what makes you annoying? You get me hot and sweaty for a fight... Them you quit... Blue balls bizniz that!

In reply to DAVE400

The last time I had a fight I was 14. I lost.

In reply to Devin



Good to be appreciated.

Now you want this thread to have legs you need to get into why.

I would make this list for the following posters: Dukes, JahJah, Devin, Andy, black and imusic.

That I consider a job well done.

In reply to nick2020

wait...whatever happened to Black and his daily question?

^^^^^^

that guy,

edit: er, above him

In reply to nick2020

wait...why would Devin find you annoying? powen maybe but Devin? most strange, Sir

In reply to Devin

Because I call you out on your BS.

You are a troll and you post your hatred for the West Indies on a website dedicated to West Indies cricket. Nothing is more attention craved than that. Most functioning individuals seek like-minded people to associate with.

Not you.

Why don't you spend time on an Indian Cricket forum where you will find other people who also love to wax poetically about the virtues of the most over-rated shithound in Test cricket ever? My only guess is you got no attention in your formative years so you desperately seek it now.

Popular at school?

In reply to steveo

In reply to sudden

Ah you are trying to hone your craft to a whole new level.

Yuh done dun me and cherri what more yuh want?

In reply to nick2020

it seems to me that Devin and Powen, two of your school mates find you most disagreeable. Powen, i understand. he gets along with no one. in fact i understand he has two friends- his mother and father. now Devin is a different matter. Devin is a friendly chap and hardly anything bothers him. so what gives?

In reply to sudden

On forced hiatus compliments of Curtis' attempt at ridicule...

In reply to nick2020

The minute I started this thread I knew I didn't possess Black's midas touch.

In reply to sudden

If Nick2020 doesn't agree with something someone says, he's like a dog with a bone. Relentless. On and on he'll go, doesn't matter how clearly and concisely you explain things to him.

In reply to nick2020

I don't find that I post much about West Indies cricket. There really isn't much to talk about in that regard. It's just beating a dead horse.

I enjoy making predictions and that's probably due to the fact that I enjoy gambling from time to time.

If I were an attention seeker I'd probably fabricate stories or take a leaf out of Black's or Bravos books.

I was an only child for the first 16 years of my life, so obviously a lack of attention was never the case. Oldest boy on both sides of the family. Oldest child on one side of the family. Blah blah blah. When my sister was born, I was the happiest person on earth. I thought I could finally get away with anything and no one would care.

Watch Nick2020 come along to dispute what I posted.

Alien21 and all his odda handles...jaydee and all his handles....that's a bunch of annoyance right there...

In reply to Devin

You ridicule West Indies cricket on a weekly basis. on a West Indies website.

There really is no disputing you purposely do it. To antagonize people. To get a reaction. You know you are most likely to get a reaction about certain things.

Your thread have legs tho. I hope it does not deteriorate and I hope you get what you are looking for.

My only regret is I am unable to annoy black anymore.

In reply to nick2020

What ever I say regarding West Indies cricket, it is not a lie. I find it amusing that so many players are hyped and celebrated on this board when they wouldn't make a second or third XI in other parts of the world.

In reply to Devin

The difference between you and the other posters who celebrate those hyped players is that they're rightfully resolved to the notion (reality) that they have to use what is their's, not someone else's.

Yes, you've got to use what you've got.

... or maybe we could do like the Pommies and use Saffies, West Indians, Irishmen, Paks, ...

In reply to Devin

Devin it really is not about if you are lying.

You would have to be "that guy" to show up at someone's place every week to tell them they suck.

You are that guy.

In reply to nick2020

What if they really suck? Wouldn't be hypocritical to not tell them the truth?

In reply to WestDem

We doan tell Devin that Kohli is an average Test cricketer. Dat truth he doan wanna hear.

In reply to nick2020

I am the opposite of that guy. If I were, I would watch the West Indies play. I would watch numerous NFL games instead of just following Tennessee. I don't have time for that shit. Most Superbowls I don't watch because I don't have a dog in the race.

The year Seattle played Denver in the Superbowl, I was busy playing cricket outside a rum shop on a tiny ground in Carters gap.

Your problem is that you think you know people on this MB, and me in particular. Yuh like to trace too much. Asking me to prove that I attended SMS, asking me to name teachers, asking me to name tennis players to show that I represented the school team. Then subsequently telling me that I must have sucked because there weren't any good players during my time.

There were probably 10 matches played in the recently concluded Tri series, I watched half of one.

For a person who loves sports, I can only seem to pay attention if I have a favourite in action.

Titans, Federer, Kohli, Rahane, Aaron Rodgers. NFL highlights. LeBron if he's in the finals.

In reply to Devin

No you are that guy.
You show up here every week and ridicule the West Indies.
On a West Indies forum.

Tell me which part of that is a lie?

You post here multiple times a week and let us know how poor our cricket and/or our players are.

And none of your diatribe really addresses that. It is juvenile to come on a forum and purposely post stuff to get a reaction out of people. I always wonder why people make a career out of trolling forums. If I understood you then I would understand why people do it.

But no Devin you are that guy.

In reply to nick2020

As I said before, I rarely post about West Indies cricket. I post facts, or my opinion, usually supported by facts. They are very short posts and are generally straight to the point.

I doubt it's even on a per week basis.

You all curse West Indies players far more than I do. The reason being that many of you are extremely insular.

The difference with me is that West Indies is no longer my #1 team, so it looks like an outsider is coming on this board cursing your standard of cricket.

I curse Nohit Sharma regularly as well, and from time to time, Dhoni and Dhawan. When I see Stuart Binny's name in a Test squad I want to jump off a cliff.

Ravi Shastri irks me and I'm glad he's no longer India's coach.

In reply to Devin

you went to the wrong school. you could have fitted in well at Cawmere.

In reply to sudden

Needed more time to prepare for common entrance. I was up against it when I moved to Barbados. I was essentially a full year behind.

In reply to Devin

it is a right disgrace to have gone to the same school as certain posters. i will call names shortly

In reply to Devin

6/24/16 - A sarcastic post about Darren Bravo

"Best spinner in the Caribbean according to many of the geniuses here. The most innocuous fu#king waste of time I've ever seen. " - Devin on Benn 6/13/16

Bow Down To The Trinis - 6/26/16

How much (h)im mek? - 6/25/16

I would be here all day if I posted all the examples. The thing is you posted a lot this month because we were doing well. That is actually your MO. It is like it burned you that we were doing well so you posted even more than once a week.

That is your evidence right there. Not like it will matter. Cuz you are that guy.

In reply to sudden

I will have to call our truce off and start back naming Cawmerians.

In reply to sudden

Devin would not have lasted one year at Cawmere. SMS was the perfect school for him as St Winifreds was not an option back then.

In reply to nick2020

Those posts are hilarious. I posted more often to keep you idiots in check. Many of you are incredibly delusional, expecting miracles from a bunch of 'batsmen' who average 25 odd.

I was surprised the message board didn't erupt when Bravo scored a ton. Methinks some of you are wisening up, but I doubt it.

Khagahole Surya used to be annoying with his savagely racist attacks on WI players and supporters.

let's see how long the current iteration lasts, before his oh-so-clever-me takes over

In reply to nick2020

Boy sometimes you surprise me. I used the word-shortly- and you wondering who I mean?

In reply to Devin

You are just justifying your bad behaviour.

In reply to sudden



I did not bother to address that.

Is it possible for all of us to have gone to SMS and have no known each other?

Someone is lying!

Nick..

Coming from a character like Devin this is all the endorsement and vindication that I need! I know I'm doing it right!

Phew now imagine if a conflicted displaced anus like that likes you...

In reply to bravos

You think black will ever come back?

I bet he will and he will be blacker than ever!

In reply to nick2020

Yep...

In reply to Devin

I actually thought we were friends.

In reply to JahJah



Don't worry, you're nowhere in Nick2020's vicinity.

In reply to JahJah

You certainly know your audience.

You have Devin blushing.