An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes adeal for himself with the lion. The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!"
Moral of this story
Don't mess with the old dogs.
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An old dog and a lion
2017-01-04 14:45:48
2017-01-04 16:45:39
In reply to nick2020
Brilliant 
2017-01-04 17:21:31
In reply to nick2020
Too long. You have to get the audience attention when you tell jokes/stories.
2017-01-04 17:44:45
In reply to nick2020
2017-01-04 17:54:18
In reply to nick2020
Nick, have you found your niche?
But how about old bitches?
Noice (TM Sudden)
2017-01-04 17:56:27
In reply to black
Too long. You have to get the audience attention when you tell jokes/stories.
Bro, Seriously?
You just want knock knock jokes or wot???
That is brilliant.
2017-01-04 20:37:55
In reply to nick2020
2017-01-04 20:50:02
In reply to nick2020
Funny stuff
2017-01-04 21:21:19
Nice!!!! Men: moral to the story? Be a dog
2017-01-04 22:04:46
In reply to nick2020
Brilliant!!!!!!
2017-01-04 22:06:45
In reply to runout
Be a old dog
2017-01-04 22:11:11
In reply to nick2020
Heard it with 2 different animals and lion arredi,same morals doh! 
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