Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few months or maybe a year, my sickly father will die, and I'll inherit the family business worth $200 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card - and two months later, she became his stepmother.
Moral of the story
Women are better at financial planning.
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Financial Planning for men
2017-01-09 17:28:59
2017-01-09 17:46:55
In reply to nick2020
Are you trying to send a message to sudden and his new lady love?
2017-01-09 17:51:42
In reply to Priapus
I was going to title this (sudden) 
2017-01-09 17:55:50
In reply to nick2020
If I am to follow this ting logically, then sudden's net worth is $200 million.
But to cut a long story short, no woman can outsmart a male bajan lawyer.
2017-01-09 17:56:27
In reply to nick2020
good advice mate but too bad i have no money...in my name.
next time Powen have you by the short and curlies expect no help from me, yuh Judas
2017-01-09 17:58:32
In reply to sudden
good advice mate but too bad i have no money...in my name.
Good for you.
2017-01-09 18:13:19
In reply to Courtesy
All the women I have married are of equal yoke...and just as loaded or as broke
2017-01-09 18:30:18
In reply to sudden
Do you have insurance money? Don't add the Czech to your policy.
The Czech could cash out at your expense.
2017-01-09 18:32:36
In reply to black
Wasn't Anna Nichole Smith something like that?
2017-01-09 18:35:39
In reply to nickoutr
Wasn't Anna Nichole Smith something like that?
Anna Nicole was the greatest gold digger the world has ever known.
2017-01-09 18:37:17
Geez. How did this thread morph into a discussion about sudden? Oh wait!!.... . never mind.
2017-01-09 18:40:44
my properties such as they are, are held in trust. they are insured but i am not. insurance is one of the biggest legitimate ripoffs on this earth
2017-01-09 18:41:23
In reply to black
Absolutely
2017-01-09 18:46:36
In reply to nickoutr
She even went as far as saying she loved the guy.
2017-01-09 19:37:22
In reply to nick2020
Nick you on a roll bro
2017-01-09 20:15:37
In reply to black
The story of Anna Nicole Smith and her marriage to Marshall is a story straight out of Grimm’s Fairy Tales…or maybe Pretty Woman. In 1991, a very young and beautiful Anna Nicole Smith was performing as a dancer in a Houston strip club, where she met Marshall, the ultra-wealthy (and very old) oil tycoon. Smith was a ninth-grade dropout, but Marshall began paying her $4,000 per month salary for “consulting.” He also showered her with lavish gifts, including cars and a 15-acre ranch outside of Houston over the next two years, asking her several times to marry him.
By 1994, Anna Nicole had divorced her husband and married Marshall. She was 26, and Marshall was 89.
By 1994, Anna Nicole had divorced her husband and married Marshall. She was 26, and Marshall was 89.
She loved the gold - not so much the digging. In the end she had to marry though.
2017-01-09 20:23:41
In reply to pelon
She loved the gold - not so much the digging. In the end she had to marry though
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The poor old dude was in diapers and barely aware of his surroundings.
His kids (the rightful heirs) could do nothing but watch.
2017-01-10 05:38:38
In reply to Priapus
Some people love drama. ..the more the merrier 
2017-01-10 07:10:18
In reply to FuzzyWuzzy
like Powen said you are a miserable old man
2017-01-10 07:21:37
In reply to sudden
...who knows who he is....and not seeking attention
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