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peeped out at it at 1.00am, went to bed. She lives in Pembroke Hall.
Around 5.45 dis morning one bwoy stole her car and sped away wid di car. He continued speeding on Spanish Town Road until he crashed into a garbage truck with such force dat di garbage tuck turned over. Tiefing bwoy died on di spot. Di garbage truck driver is in hospital. He will survive.

Nice epitaph - man tief car, crashed and ended up dead under a garbage truck.

In reply to Chrissy

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Me nuh have nuh sympathy for dat thief.

When dem scrape him up the garbage truck would be a good vehicle to transport him to his final resting place.

My concern is the cost of repairing the garbage truck. Dem nuh come cheap.

In reply to Headley

Don't you wonder at di kind of speed it would take fi overturn a garbage truck.

Well I feel it fi di poor lady too

In reply to Chrissy

Yes the thought did pass through my mind and I was thinking Toyota might have an interest in the results of the crash for research purposes but I did not want to be insensitive to the departed (very likely parted in two and headless) SOB thief.

The lady alright. Insurance will take care of her. The best time for the car to be stolen was on that first day because the replacement value would be 100%.

In reply to Chrissy

Even thieves can be saved. Jesus saved a thief whilst he was dying on the cross.

In reply to nitro

True.

But I think even our dear Lord Jesus would draw the line at a phacking ignoramus like you.

In reply to JohnBull

Wow, a response without stooping to vulgarity.

I will have to check my dictionary for that word.

In reply to JohnBull

Perfect response.

In reply to nitro

I'm trying to figure when he would have time to pray. Probably never even saw dat truck until he was 10 nanoseconds from death. Even if he saw it late, late, late....the shock of what's impending...probably tried to swerve....no time to even mek de sign of the cross. I doubt he will be trying dat again.

In reply to Outswinger

This one wont - not even one lil joy ride in di stolen car.

not too sure about that little nugget.

In reply to nitro

There were two thieves. Why did He not save the other one?

In reply to tops


That other one was a non-believer...





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In reply to JohnBull

fuss time mi evah see Jesus' name mention in di same sentence wit di word ignoramus

In reply to Ewart
That's my point Xactly! If this thief had any remorse he would a stop the car or something. He wouldn't go slam into an inocent worker working to, either feed his family, or building a better world.

In reply to JohnBull

Oh shite, John Bull yuh almost mek me dead wid laff. I hope your reply isn't copyrighted cause I must use dat one at some point in muh life before ah dead. You is a boss fuh trute.