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Tell me how this thing works.

Is every sin committed by every person is documented?

Is there a IBM super computer that documents every sin or is it committed to memory?

How is he going to differentiate between Charles Manson and Charles Barkley?

Just asking!

In reply to black

The lord god, creator of the heavens, the earth, and everything in between, duly appointed Frank Stevens of Auckland, New Zealand, in 2002 to be the official book and record keeper of sins. Stevens took over the post from Hatori Suzuki of Osaka, Japan after Suzuki made his departure from the land of the living in that year.

If you wish to view or peruse the official records of sins please write to Mr. Stevens with an enclosed cheque or bank draft of no less than $100 USD and made payable to "The Creator of the Heavens and the Earth". Because recording daily sins of 7 billion people ain't cheap, biatches!

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By the way, Mr Stevens said you have 504 sins. Sorry, you don't make the cut.

In reply to black

504?!?!?! Fcuk that Bro! I'm reporting that guy to the Creator of the Heavens and the Earth. He's sleeping on the job again. I have over a million self recorded sins.

See you in hell Bro!!!

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Yuh skunt gonna be begging for ice water.

In reply to black

Yes, and some sweet Trini poontang.

In reply to SnoopDog

Yuh killing meh.

In reply to black

Ice water and easy Trini patacake. Hell is a terrible place (sarcasm face).

In reply to SnoopDog

That sounds like heaven to me.

Hell would be more like hot water and fat chicks.

In reply to black

In other words, Murica.

In reply to SnoopDog Black

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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You like those Madonna bras?