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Couple Stuck During Sex?

 
laconic-1 2008-05-10 21:41:29 

what de hell

 
camos 2008-05-10 21:51:22 

In reply to laconic-1


Bro thats the star!

 
JayMor 2008-05-10 22:46:05 

In reply to laconic-1

New meaning of doggy style, no? lol

--Æ.

 
archangel 2008-05-10 23:18:00 

I don't see how that could happen unless he was on Viagra or something like that.
A situation like that he would lose interest in the act and become deflated.

 
camos 2008-05-10 23:25:31 

In reply to archangel

bro thts the star!

 
archangel 2008-05-11 06:20:38 

In reply to camos

Then you mean to tell me that enough not going on in the the yard for the Star to have to make up a story like that?

 
OVAL291 2008-05-11 07:02:12 

In reply to archangel

zactly........

 
JayMor 2008-05-11 08:02:25 

In reply to OVAL291 and Archangel

The Star, old as it is, was established for entertainment, sex and sensationalism. While I doubt they would make up stories, risqué stuff not making it into the Gleaner or Observer will definitely find a place in the Star.

--Æ.

 
laconic-1 2008-05-11 09:19:01 

In reply to JayMor

that's a real "grabber" for u. no?

 
WIfan 2008-05-11 09:32:07 

In reply to archangel


A situation like that he would lose interest in the act and become deflated.


Does not work. I know a person who directly dealt with it as a medical personnel and there are several factors to consider:

1. In this condition, the vagina actually constricts enough (and the muscle is doing something similar to your foot cramping bad) to cut off oxygen supply for a penis of almost any size.

2. Flaccid state is fairly ambiguous- some guys go from being 'one inch when completely flaccid to 7 inch when hard' while others go from ' 5 inch flaccid, 7 inch hard'. Without knowing the personal variation of this dude, it is impossible to tell whether his flaccid state would've slipped out.

3. In this condition, the vagina is spasming occasionally...and the nature of the tactile sensation the penis is receptive to, extreme constriction with frequent spasms of the vagina = generating a feedback loop for the penis, keeping it hard.
I hope you realize that with proper physical stimulation, a penis can be kept hard for a VERY long time ( ie, if the stimulation is in between the 'minimum threshold to keep it hard' and 'orgasmic threshold to make it pop').

4. Becomming flaccid in this situation is also extremely unlikely because the vagina is constricting to a very small aperture and quite suddenly. And this is happening when the penis is ALREADY hard. So the blood cannot leave the penis, as it is being constricted/cut off due to the vaginal clamp. So regardless of your state of your mental arousal, the penis is in a state of sexual arousal (in terms of blood-quantity present in it) and the blood cannot leave. And until the blood actually leaves the penis, there can be no real difference in the state of erection.

 
JohnBull 2008-05-11 09:55:17 

Whey HumbleCalf deh .........?


Bishop Bishop ........

lol lol lol lol lol

 
TheHorseMan 2008-05-12 01:17:17 

In reply to WIfan

which book you read and retype all that from?

caz ah know seh yuh nuh have no experience with pussy fi even describe what it look like much less how it does work

steupessssssss

 
WIfan 2008-05-12 04:33:29 

In reply to TheHorseMan

Son, unlike you and the rest of 30-40-something frustrated third world males, i don't come here typing about which tv star is a hottie,who has better boobs or that kind of teenage/frustrated adult behaviour.
And unlike you, i don't air my dirty laundry in public either.
As far as pussy goes, believe whatever the fcuk you want....but i KNOW for a fact that there aint a thing you could teach me on that topic....

As the saying goes, sex is a lot like air...big deal when you arnt getting any but no big deal when you getting lots....which is why *YOU* are the frustrated fassyhole and i never talk about my sex life..kapiche ?
Now, contribute to the discussion or fack off with your typical half-brained jamaiskuntyness.
rolleyes

 
JohnDoe 2008-05-12 06:36:40 

In reply to WIfan

Maan how come you always personally know somebody for every situation.

Just say you read it in a book.

I read it in a book a long time ago myself.... it's called vaginismus.... when the female love glove clamps down on the male crotch tool like a venus fly trap.

 
Superfly 2008-05-12 06:45:01 

In reply to JohnDoeNot true. With vaginisimus you're unlikely to achieve any form of penetration.

 
jaydee 2008-05-12 10:47:09 

In reply to laconic-1
Dr Bailey went to one of those Jamaican off-shore schools no doubt
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

 
jaydee 2008-05-12 10:49:10 

In reply to WIfan

Flaccid state is fairly ambiguous- some guys go from being 'one inch when completely flaccid to 7 inch when hard'

You would so wish eh?
Masters and Johnson do have stats . . . why not check. eh, Dr WIfan?
razz razz razz razz razz razz

 
WIfan 2008-05-12 11:12:40 

In reply to jaydee


You would so wish eh?


i leave wishing for dumb skunt closet-homo christians like yourself... rolleyes

 
matchstick 2008-05-12 11:16:46 

In reply to WIfan

thanks for the update there sir.. i will now include in my wallet the Flaccid size of meh buddy, along with meh blood type and family med history..

appreciate the knowledge you dropped there and even more impressed that you might possible carry that around in ur head (i hope not)... but the story is not that serious to go that far...

awkward situation which deserves some humor... dont kill it!



NOW FOR THE REAL QUESTION (and my contribution to the story)...

how the hell did they make into the hospitol? that cabbie must be awefully accepting of the proximity of the man and woman in his back seat... cuz yuh know they did not drive or ride a bicycle there...

 
WIfan 2008-05-12 11:24:35 

In reply to matchstick

but the story is not that serious to go that far...


True...if i ever got into that situation, i am just gonna laugh...for the odds of me meeting those one-in-a-million chicks with vaginal clampage, me getting intimate with them AND having my penis stuck...is about as small as winning the lottery....
wink

 
matchstick 2008-05-12 11:49:54 

In reply to WIfan

haha... lets hope the buddy was not as small as the odds... then that would make it even more funny! lol

 
Roots 2008-05-12 16:37:52 

In reply to matchstick

The man's penis was eventually cut off. I'd say thats pretty serious!