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One of my farm DUCKS were stolen %^&$#

 
WI_cricfan Jun 25, 2024, 2:06:39 PM 

I can't believe someone will do this.

 
ray Jun 25, 2024, 2:10:11 PM 

Any pictures of the said duck?

 
Drapsey Jun 25, 2024, 2:14:59 PM 

In reply to ray

He might send you a self-portrait.

 
googley Jun 25, 2024, 2:15:31 PM 

In reply to WI_cricfan

Did you call the police?

 
bravos Jun 25, 2024, 2:20:05 PM 

In reply to WI_cricfan

You forgot to mention your prized multi-million dollar ram that was also taken ! I know it may be confidential but was it shipped out on the last river boat out of town, and what's the insurance saying ?

I think I know, "PAPERWORK" !!

 
googley Jun 25, 2024, 2:24:42 PM 

In reply to bravos

prized multi-million dollar ram


Is that the village Ram? lol

 
Ayenmol Jun 25, 2024, 2:34:01 PM 

Did you paint the duck and fitted matching feet? PETA would like a word....

 
Brerzerk Jun 25, 2024, 2:42:23 PM 

In reply to googley

Kiaso sweet but so too is this threadlol

 
WI_cricfan Jun 25, 2024, 2:46:26 PM 

Me nah mekking joke.
Here is a picture of the duck
Picture of the duck

I am with the FBI,CIA and RCMP right now

 
Ayenmol Jun 25, 2024, 2:51:03 PM 

In reply to WI_cricfan

Is Aflack handling the Insurance? How long has your family been with them according to the records?

 
doosra Jun 25, 2024, 2:54:38 PM 

says something about the drake

 
Chrissy Jun 25, 2024, 3:59:14 PM 

In reply to bravos

Waaaaaaaaah!lol

 
Brerzerk Jun 25, 2024, 4:18:10 PM 

In reply to Ayenmol

your best and funniest...keep them coming

 
XFactor Jun 25, 2024, 4:48:16 PM 

In reply to Brerzerk


All the quackers quackin’ jokes....lol

QuackAmole amongst the best. lol

 
doosra Jun 25, 2024, 5:49:02 PM 

In reply to XFactor

Wah yuh sayin if deh quack like a duck

dem is Donald ducklings smile

 
bravos Jun 25, 2024, 6:09:57 PM 

In reply to Ayenmol

I saw what you did there . "Afwack" !

 
bravos Jun 25, 2024, 6:13:07 PM 

It's like a farm fantasy game, from the 'stolen farm truck' to the 'stolen farm duck' . What next ? smile

 
CWWeekes Jun 25, 2024, 7:01:39 PM 

Duck is migratory kinda fellow. Next stop 90 Day Fiance.

 
Chrissy Jun 25, 2024, 7:14:54 PM 

In reply to Brerzerk
Waaaaahlol lol

 
Chrissy Jun 25, 2024, 7:15:45 PM 

In reply to bravos
Two stolen Trini coaches toolol

 
Raskil Jun 25, 2024, 7:58:30 PM 

Curry duck or duck curry?

 
Raskil Jun 25, 2024, 8:00:26 PM 

How much was the Duckworth?

 
Chrissy Jun 25, 2024, 8:29:44 PM 

In reply to WI_cricfan
If it walk like a du klol lol

 
Chrissy Jun 25, 2024, 8:30:47 PM 

In reply to Raskil

Dat depends on Lewis - dis place is a riotlol

 
Raskil Jun 25, 2024, 8:54:25 PM 

In reply to Chrissy

big grinbig grinbig grin

He still doesn’t know if it was caught or ran out.

Maybe Hawkeye can confirm.

 
Chrissy Jun 25, 2024, 9:04:37 PM 

In reply to Raskil
Waaaaaahlol

 
bravos Jun 25, 2024, 10:44:38 PM 

In reply to googley

Later model !

 
bravos Jun 25, 2024, 10:45:20 PM 

In reply to Chrissy

Damn, yes ! evil

 
bravos Jun 25, 2024, 10:52:15 PM 

In reply to XFactor Raskil doosra et al

Allyuh men on fire ! It's a total duck roast .

 
Raskil Jun 25, 2024, 11:10:48 PM 

Someone from inside the circle said it hit the middle of the blade then disappeared.

Lunch was called soon after.

 
sgtdjones Jun 25, 2024, 11:19:00 PM 

....

I cannot be blamed for this stolen duck...

Only Canada Geese lands on my farm near the pond...shock

Could be Halliwell..

 
bravos Jun 26, 2024, 1:25:15 AM 

rolleyes

 
StumpCam Jun 26, 2024, 6:16:45 AM 

In reply to WI_cricfan

Was it Jane that said, “Take back your Duck and give me back my …..,…!”lollol