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Dreamt of having sex with a very close relative

 
ray 2016-03-24 12:36:49 

jeezuz!

Hope nothing is wrong with me

 
camos 2016-03-24 12:46:42 

In reply to ray

lol lol thought you guys did that all the time?

 
ray 2016-03-24 12:47:31 

In reply to camos

I from Guyana, not Pakistan or India lol

 
camos 2016-03-24 12:48:46 

In reply to ray

lol cool bro!

 
pelon 2016-03-24 12:49:26 

Leave Devin alone nah.

Not cuz him come home mus you let him mamaguy you so.
lol lol lol lol

 
embsallie 2016-03-24 13:01:03 

In reply to ray

Nothing seems to be wrong with you on the outside.
However deep within this is a subliminal sign that you are an incestuous bastard.


Footnote:
How close a relative is that?
Sister?
Aunt?
First cousin?
second cousin?
Third cousin?
You should be safe after that.Just pretend you did not know.

lol lol lol lol

 
doosra 2016-03-24 13:14:22 

In reply to ray

u didnt marry a cousin? big grin

 
ray 2016-03-24 13:16:38 

[b]In reply to doosra[/b

nah...temptation was there though
lol lol

 
ray 2016-03-24 13:17:09 

btw...title should be DREAMT

 
doosra 2016-03-24 13:17:44 

In reply to ray

well if only she eyes u seeing probably just like a stranger

smile big grin

 
ray 2016-03-24 13:18:19 

In reply to embsallie

close enuff to be the Ewwww factor...very disturbing

 
ray 2016-03-24 13:18:19 

In reply to embsallie

close enuff to be the Ewwww factor...very disturbing

 
doosra 2016-03-24 13:25:41 

In reply to ray

your aunty/uncle daughter sound like big grin

 
black 2016-03-24 13:27:55 

In reply to ray

How close, sister? That's a no no. lol

First cousins, I would not recommend it but it happens.

Second cousins, not too bad.

 
uton 2016-03-24 13:39:42 

In reply to black

In reply to ray

How close, sister? That's a no no. lol

First cousins, I would not recommend it but it happens.

Second cousins, not too bad.


How you know is not he uncle or brother that he dreamt about ?

 
doosra 2016-03-24 13:39:43 

In reply to black

when yuh see u uncle the question might be

"how's your daughter and my wife"?

 
black 2016-03-24 13:53:40 

In reply to uton



Ray, gay? lol lol lol

 
black 2016-03-24 13:55:17 

In reply to doosra

Too close for comfort.

That's when people start having 12 toes and 2 heads. lol

 
ray 2016-03-24 13:59:31 

anyway, I did a wipe of my hard drive (brain) lol

that was just too vivid...I was gonna tell the wife, but after some smart thinking, I thought maybe that would not be the best thing cool

 
black 2016-03-24 14:04:00 

In reply to ray

Some things are best left unsaid.

Don't tell wifey.

First of all, you should not be dreaming of having sex with anyone, you are married, remember?

 
ray 2016-03-24 14:08:52 

In reply to black

wait, you can control what you dream? lol

 
uton 2016-03-24 14:10:56 

In reply to ray


that was just too vivid...I was gonna tell the wife, but after some smart thinking, I thought maybe that would not be the best thin


Are you effing crazy ? Are you seriously going to tell yuh wife that yuh want to bone she sister ?

 
doosra 2016-03-24 14:27:44 

In reply to ray

forget about this thing bro

too complicated fuh u big grin

 
black 2016-03-24 14:32:20 

In reply to ray

wait, you can control what you dream?


You cannot control what you dream but you can control who you tell it to.

 
BeatDball 2016-03-24 14:36:46 

In reply to ray
Tort this was black`s thread!! He's good at concocting these sort of stuff!
big grin lol

 
ray 2016-03-24 14:44:02 

In reply to uton

talk about she sister...when I was dating, we all were wating in a line at one of these water parks, I thought my wife was in front of me and I slapped her butt...it was her sister (they look alike from behind) big grin

 
black 2016-03-24 14:47:07 

In reply to ray

See! It not the first time. lol

Sometimes, dreams are a manifestation of what you are thinking.

 
Larr Pullo 2016-03-24 14:50:48 

Sister in law is not even really a relative if she's your wife sister. you could definitely smash dat! razz razz razz

 
XFactor 2016-03-24 15:19:21 

In reply to ray

Is your wife's sister hotter than her?

That may explain your fantasy.

Anyhow, don’t enjoy your fantasy alone. Make it a Menage a trois with your wife.

 
XFactor 2016-03-24 15:22:29 

Every man has his vice. Fantasize away, but the day you tell your wife, who know what will happen then.

 
black 2016-03-24 15:23:39 

In reply to XFactor

Dude, his wife will not go for that.

 
Priapus 2016-03-24 15:34:46 

In reply to ray
Was it a wet dream?
Did you have a happy ending?
big grin

 
XFactor 2016-03-24 15:35:50 

In reply to black

Seems like Ray has it bad for the sister. Wife my oblige to keep him happy. lol

 
black 2016-03-24 15:49:06 

In reply to XFactor

No. She is going to be thinking, "so you find my sister more desirable than me?".

Why flirt with disaster?

There are a lot of rivalries between sisters.

 
Commie 2016-03-24 16:25:10 

In reply to ray

First of all if it's your sister you should turn yourself in for therapy.

If it's your second cousin that's ok but you should refrain from long hugs with her in case you get a boner. Not cool.

 
nick2020 2016-03-24 16:28:33 

In reply to Commie

Then it is cool to get a boner if yuh married and yuh hugging a non-relative? shock

 
ray 2016-03-24 16:40:42 

In reply to Commie

Well...if I dream about this again, then something is not right cool
that much I'll say

 
black 2016-03-24 16:53:11 

In reply to ray

End the speculations, tell us who it is.

 
cricketmygame 2016-03-24 17:02:42 

In reply to ray

boy behave

this is not a religious requirement but let close female relatives wear Burkas to the house big grin big grin big grin

 
birdseye 2016-03-24 17:07:08 

In reply to embsallie

A notice you left out all the males - any reason?big grin big grin

 
Commie 2016-03-24 17:27:30 

In reply to nick2020

What kinda stupid question is that.

That is called dancing.

 
cricketest 2016-03-24 17:32:32 

did you soil the sheets?

lol

 
Commie 2016-03-24 17:55:32 

In reply to ray

Maybe you need to introduce one of us to that evil temptress of a relative so we can deal with that problem once and for all.

 
Toney 2016-03-24 18:35:23 

In reply to ray

You could be suffering from what Freud referred to as the Oedipus Complex...better consult psychiatrist before mommy is forced to call the Cops on yuh rass.

twisted

 
BeatDball 2016-03-24 19:05:05 

In reply to Commie

big grin lol smile

 
BeatDball 2016-03-24 19:06:30 

In reply to Commie
I concur 101%!
big grin

 
bravos 2016-03-24 19:09:02 

In reply to Larr Pullo

Fair game.. lol

 
bravos 2016-03-24 19:09:29 

Is this a black thread btw?

 
BeatDball 2016-03-24 19:27:02 

In reply to bravos
When I saw the title...he came mind!
big grin

 
bravos 2016-03-24 19:34:23 

In reply to BeatDball

Man tainted.. lol lol

 
nick2020 2016-03-24 20:09:57 

In reply to Commie

That is called dancing.


Slow dancing with another woman in the back of the club? I hope yuh wife doan catch yuh.

 
TheTrail 2016-03-24 21:14:25 

In reply to Commie

In reply to ray

Maybe you need to introduce one of us to that evil temptress of a relative so we can deal with that problem once and for all.


lol lol lol lol lol

ray? Dreaming is ok...as long as you doh put those dreams into action, yuh safe.

 
cricketest 2016-03-24 21:36:45 

so yall did not court or date or whatever?

yall just went straight to fcuking?


lol

 
BeatDball 2016-03-25 04:55:15 

This gwine be backroom`s thread of the year!
big grin

 
Drapsey 2016-03-25 06:47:11 

In reply to ray


Dreamt of having sex with a very close relative

Hope it's not your closest relative.

 
Devin 2016-03-25 08:40:41 

My name should be somewhere in the title of this thread.

There is nothing more frustrating than having an attractive cousin in your family. There was a time when I used to regularly Jerk off thinking about putting a hammering on my aunt(uncle's wife).

Cousins and aunts can be a real headache.

 
black 2016-03-25 08:43:10 

In reply to Devin

lol lol lol

 
Drapsey 2016-03-25 08:45:34 

In reply to black

We always knew that this guy Devin was a wanker.

 
Devin 2016-03-25 08:55:01 

The worst is my girlfriend's mother, sister, and cousin. Christ Jesus have mercy. If ah tell y'all what the mom did the first time I met her. And the woman always asking her daughter about me. Apparently she stalks me on Facebook as well.

The cousin is a 10/10 every day of the week. Skinny girl with huge breasts and a very pretty face.

 
ray 2016-03-25 10:16:44 

In reply to Devin

all this time I thought I was abnormal lol

 
ray 2016-03-25 10:22:36 

In reply to Commie

Sorry, can't introduce all yuh fellas, this is not a group dream...that would be much too close for comfort lol

 
black 2016-03-25 10:35:41 

In reply to ray

all this time I thought I was abnormal


Quite the opposite, Devin's confession shows that you are indeed, abnormal.

 
Disciple 2016-03-25 11:18:37 

In reply to ray

you watching too much game of thrones bhai razz

 
Priapus 2016-05-07 21:18:21 

In reply to Devin

The cousin is a 10/10 every day of the week. Skinny girl with huge breasts and a very pretty face.


That sounds like a Looney Tunes Cartoon character.