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imusic 2018-12-17 13:32:17 

Child custody in Trinidad & Tobago family court [BREAKING NEWS]

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a port of spain family courtroom on tragarette road, drama Monday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the West Indies Test Cricket team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 
openning 2018-12-17 13:33:56 

In reply to imusic

lol lol lol

 
Oilah 2018-12-17 14:12:14 

In reply to imusic

lol lol lol lol lol

 
Narper 2018-12-17 14:14:15 

In reply to imusic

Good one big grin big grin big grin big grin

 
Bigzinc 2018-12-17 14:21:23 

In reply to imusic

this is staler than 1 week old bread...


big grin big grin

 
Baje 2018-12-17 14:23:48 

Funny as hell..lol..lol

 
camos 2018-12-17 14:50:00 

In reply to imusic


am going to let you slide since it is still funny!

lol

 
FuzzyWuzzy 2018-12-17 15:04:47 

In reply to Bigzinc

Exactly big grin big grin

 
tc1 2018-12-17 15:09:01 

In reply to imusic

lol lol

 
imusic 2018-12-17 15:36:35 

In reply to Bigzinc

lol

 
voiceofreason 2018-12-17 16:15:08 

In reply to imusic

smile

 
Dukes 2018-12-17 16:22:46 

In reply to imusic

Doctor talking to a lawyer at a cocktail party.

DOC:I am fed up with people coming up to me at cocktail parties and asking medical advice.What do you think I should do?

LAWYER:Yours is a noble profession.I suggest you give them the medical advice but then send them a bill

DOC:Excellent advice. I think I will do that.

The next day, the doctor goes to his mailbox and finds a bill from the lawyer!!!

 
Larr Pullo 2018-12-17 16:27:14 

In reply to Dukes

You're a real attention whore! Isn't one stale joke per thread enough for you?

 
johndom90 2018-12-17 16:50:55 

In reply to imusic

Lol lol

 
Chrissy 2018-12-17 17:24:34 

In reply to imusic

lol razz

 
Chrissy 2018-12-17 17:25:21 

In reply to Dukes

Good one

 
DIEHARD 2018-12-17 17:35:49 

In reply to imusic

Never gets old lol lol

 
che 2018-12-17 18:46:23 

In reply to Larr Pullo

lol lol lol

 
BeatDball 2018-12-17 18:50:06 

In reply to imusic Yep, yep, yep...a good one for a long time (as the guyneez would say)!

big grin

 
imusic 2018-12-17 19:14:47 

In reply to Dukes

lol

 
anandgb 2018-12-17 19:27:39 

In reply to imusic

lol lol lol lol lol

 
anandgb 2018-12-17 19:28:32 

In reply to Dukes

lol lol lol lol

 
goofballs 2018-12-17 21:55:26 

In reply to imusic

This stale bread sweet foh days! lol

Comedy is best when closest to the truth.

 
sgtdjones 2018-12-17 21:57:30 

In reply to imusic

razz razz razz

 
goofballs 2018-12-17 21:57:32 

In reply to Dukes

FYI.
Fedex, Overnight Express closes at 4 pm.

Dat's all I have to say about dat.

wink