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Chrissy 2019-03-06 16:36:56 

couldn't save this lil dick idiot

A billionaire diamond trader has died after 'suffering a heart attack' during a penis enlargement operation in Paris.

Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, was at an unidentified private clinic on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital on Saturday when complications during surgery proved fatal.

The experienced diamond expert's heart attack happened when a substance was injected into his penis, Belgian media reported.

 
dayne 2019-03-06 16:50:11 

In reply to Chrissy

They say a fool and his money will soon be parted but that is an rich old fool who lost his life because he had too much money

 
StumpCam 2019-03-06 17:00:33 

In reply to Chrissy

Give the guy a break, he was thinking with his little brain! lol

 
Chrissy 2019-03-06 17:20:30 

In reply to StumpCam

We should change the apocryphal Chinese proverb from man wid hard dick 'ave soft head'' to man wid lil dick and too much money 'ave no brain''. lol lol

 
Chrissy 2019-03-06 17:22:01 

In reply to dayne

Apparently he was obsessed with his appearance. Money can't help the really insecure. What a fool.

 
ponderiver 2019-03-06 21:23:26 

In reply to Chrissy

Word big grin big grin smile smile

 
Chrissy 2019-03-06 21:27:27 

In reply to ponderiver

lol lol

 
goofballs 2019-03-06 21:31:05 

In reply to Chrissy


FYI, over 20,000 penile implants (think breast implants but not quite the same) are performed in US each year.
Private cost is $28,000
but most insurance pays for it.
Does not necessarily enlarge but resume the original size and erection forever even after ejaculation.

Very safe.

Check out any Mens Health doc.

As we live longer, quality of life should be considered.

(My girl says I don't need anything).

 
goofballs 2019-03-06 21:51:17 

CC.com, your one stop news source! wink

Btw, Medicare pays for it if "medically necessary." Prostate surgery, severe diabetes, Circulation/heart problem, accidents involving damage to the penis.
One hour outpatient surgery.
One case of bad outcome I know of was at Hopkins. Not supposed to have sec for 5-6 weeks.
This dude wanted to ride the horse next day and did some serious damages to himself, then sued Hopkins!




Here is de problem. lol lol


According to Mr Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day.

 
Headley 2019-03-06 22:02:46 

In reply to goofballs

According to Mr Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day.


Best one for the day. Very timely. lol lol lol

 
Chrissy 2019-03-07 08:20:39 

In reply to goofballs

lol lol lol

 
nick2020 2019-03-07 08:49:56 

In reply to Chrissy

Apparently he was obsessed with his appearance


Not everyone is fortunate enough to look like Halle Berry but better in yoga pants. Be compassionate.

 
nick2020 2019-03-07 08:51:53 

In reply to goofballs

(My girl says I don't need anything).


Does not necessarily enlarge but resume the original size and erection forever even after ejaculation.


She is lying to you.

 
JahJah 2019-03-07 11:30:37 

In reply to nick2020

Ah, nick2020 vision is now nickxray vision.

 
goofballs 2019-03-07 11:51:31 

In reply to nick2020

Dude, it is only natural for a human being to think about these things, if not for their own inferiority complex, at least to have ongoing thoughts as to how to best please a partner or improve on the treats/pleasures.
Otherwise life sucks, literally and figuratively.

Well, unless they become Yogis and renounce onions! wink
Otherwise, is sheer denial!!

If not just thinking, some get real anxiety, some obsess unless they get to count their billions, and one tried to line it with gold.

You know for a long while, Viagra was the #1 anti anxiety medication out there. Not because they had a problem but many felt they were inadequate and taking Viagra made them feel invincible.

I know about 20 folks who have had the surgery. Remember it is for erection....hardness and stiffness (maybe thickness) for as long as you like.
If you were 6in before you get dysfunction (flaccid), you will be able to get function at 5 1/2 to 6 in.
Vagina is 1 1/2-2 ins but can accommodate a baby.

I also happen to know the head huncho doing the surgery in a top institution in the country. A good brother.

 
sudden 2019-03-07 12:19:55 

In reply to goofballs

now i understand where the phrase, "you are a prick" comes from

 
Chrissy 2019-03-07 16:14:20 

In reply to nick2020

lol lol

 
goofballs 2019-03-07 16:39:11 

In reply to sudden

now i understand where the phrase, "you are a prick" comes from

Sorry, how many times dem tell you that? razz

Understanding is important.cool
Knowledge is power.
People avoid this type of topic, sexuality, like the plague and they (and they women) suffer in silence forever or die with frustration.
The insensitive, pseudo macho caribbean man only knows to brag in a rum shop which actually cause the impotence anyhow.
Men refuse Prostate exam like the plague, being homophobic fearing their latent homosexuality would be aroused.
If you tell them they might die, no response.
If docs tell them that it will affect their manhoon, they might comply.

If the BPH is caught early, they probably would not have problems in bed.
If the cancer is caught early, they could live a long, as well as happy in bed, life.

I think everybody should have this attitude when a certain doc asked a patient about fears of having a rectal exam, he said "Don't worry Doc, shit done tek mi virginity long time now."
smile

 
np 2019-03-08 17:24:20 

This guy did not have the heart for a big dick ....
his heart said “fact no” .... and took stage left .

 
Trinidave 2019-03-08 17:47:44 

Allyuh is some cold mofoes. So what if de man wanted ah bigger totes? Allyuh doh know how much horn he was getting? Allyuh don't know how many times de woman ask him, "So are you in yet?"

Allyuh so damn judgie.


big grin big grin big grin big grin

 
Chrissy 2019-03-08 18:42:17 

In reply to np

lol lol lol

 
Chrissy 2019-03-08 18:42:59 

In reply to Trinidave

Hence di heading all di money lol lol

 
Dukes 2019-03-08 19:03:50 

In reply to goofballs

My girl says I don't need anything


So, you asked her???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
camos 2019-03-08 19:11:10 

In reply to Dukes

lol lol

 
goofballs 2019-03-08 20:08:54 

In reply to Dukes

So, you asked her???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


So you all pseudo macho men don't talk about these things openly from time to time?

My girl says I don't need anything

That's right. No Viagra, Cialis or Levitra.

It is all over the place, anywhere you look, on tv, billboards, etc. Every man I know has contemplated taking to increase prowess.
Dem who don't talk, lie like Hell because they thought about it.

Y'all just hush up? No checking in with partner if you are hitting the right spot or you are doing what she prefers during the act or after?

Must try it, talking with partner. Your pleasures will be ten fold compared to slam, blam, thank you ma'am.

 
goofballs 2019-03-08 20:18:08 

Of course I disclose stuff of a personal nature here, nothing to hide.

Hoping it will make folks more aware and to come out of hiding to address their sexuality, work with their partners. Break their denials

Only those pseudo machos won't address any issues with their partners just living in their mirrors, oblivious of the other half and doing what they want only and letting the poor folks languish

I wonder why it is so funny to some.
I am amazed at the prevailing mentality here.