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T&T....Man dies during sex, screams alert guest house guards

 
sgtdjones 2019-05-06 14:28:35 

Man dies during sex, screams alert guest house guards

A CONCOCTION of sexual enhancement pills, alcohol and energy drinks that was consumed by a 52-year-old man before embarking on a sex romp with a prostitute is believed to have been the cause of his death, at a guest house in Chase Village on Friday night.

Sometime later, he made his selection of “a darkie” before consuming a number of pills. He then paid a sum of cash to the woman, after which they then proceeded to a room in the upstairs portion of the building, according to police.

But not long after they entered the room, the security guards heard the woman’s screams.

She was interviewed by officers, during which she informed them that she and the man had been having “vicious sex”.

However, the woman said she found it strange that, while on top of her, the man suddenly stopped moving, trapping her beneath.


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sgtdjones 2019-05-06 14:29:25 

Charlotte street Headley

Be careful when using dem pills

razz razz razz razz razz razz

 
Larr Pullo 2019-05-06 14:33:24 

In reply to sgtdjones

She'll have to find another line of work...or have that puttus exorcised... lol lol lol

 
Drapsey 2019-05-06 15:15:48 

In reply to sgtdjones

Venezuelan of Yardie woman?

 
methodic 2019-05-06 15:39:27 

In reply to Larr Pullo

he overdose, born through a vagina, die on a vagina, I guess is just the circle of life. The use of these pills out ah hand though

 
netgrouchy 2019-05-06 15:51:39 

In reply to methodic
Terrible way to go
Did you mean ' born through a vagina, died IN a vagina'?
Circle of Life indeed!!!!

 
netgrouchy 2019-05-06 15:51:41 

In reply to methodic
Terrible way to go
Did you mean ' born through a vagina, died IN a vagina'?
Circle of Life indeed!!!!

 
Chrissy 2019-05-06 17:47:52 

The man came and went simultaneously - bet he died a happy man lol

 
JohnBull 2019-05-06 18:12:59 

In reply to sgtdjones

What is a darkie?

 
black 2019-05-06 18:22:56 

In reply to methodic


he overdose, born through a vagina, die on a vagina, I guess is just the circle of life. The use of these pills out ah hand though


The man took a bunch of stuff in addition to the pills but the pills get the blame.

 
granite 2019-05-06 18:26:13 

In reply to JohnBull
That one got me,I suppose there may be a few light skinned Senoritas from Venez as compared to the darker Trinis.

 
nick2020 2019-05-06 18:31:04 

In reply to JohnBull

What is a darkie?


lol lol lol

Do you live in the Caribbean? Hueism man. Hueism.

 
Ewart 2019-05-06 18:33:34 

In reply to Chrissy


lol lol lol razz

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Headley 2019-05-06 18:49:17 

In reply to sgtdjones

Thanks for the advice bro. No pills for me after my sojourn in T'Dad. I recommend the natural bois bande oui. big grin

Give it a try. It cannot raise the dead, but where there is life there is hope.big grin

 
imusic 2019-05-06 19:10:07 

As Richard Pryor said

“He came and went at the same time. That’s called recycling”

 
nick2020 2019-05-06 19:55:57 

In reply to Headley

lol

 
BeatDball 2019-05-06 23:06:57 

In reply to sgtdjones My Amerindian goads me into using those stuff...I'm like, nah! My simple rule - stay slim (BMI) & drink karila tea every quarterly, as a Treeknee RN advised me.

big grin

 
Dan_De_Lyan 2019-05-06 23:32:31 

This bloke suffered from a massive Maningina

 
netgrouchy 2019-05-07 09:41:44 

In reply to Chrissy

Too rite Chrissy!! sad though!!!

 
netgrouchy 2019-05-07 09:43:39 

In reply to JohnBull

John, if you do not know what is meant by a 'darkie', you are not West Indian...

 
netgrouchy 2019-05-07 09:45:54 

In reply to Dan_De_Lyan

big grin big grin big grin

 
granite 2019-05-07 10:48:27 

Get some Bois Bande from Trinidad,just go up to Sangre Grande all the trees grow up de.

 
sgtdjones 2019-05-07 13:31:07 

In reply to granite

razz razz razz

 
Headley 2019-05-07 19:35:58 

In reply to granite

Genuine article dat. Designed to cure any punctuality problem. big grin

Abercromby Street Sarge was discreetly asking me for contact info for my supplier but poor fella, I don't think he up to it. big grin

 
sgtdjones 2019-05-08 15:19:13 

Autopsy reveals cause of death of sex romp victim

Police have disclosed the autopsy results on the man who died after he consumed a concoction of sexual enhancement pills, alcohol and energy drinks then went on a sex romp at a guest house on Friday night.

The autopsy report of the 52 year old Diego Martin man stated that he died of natural causes and that further police investigation was not necessary.

The cause of death was a heart attack.

The pathologist found that he suffered from ischemic heart disease, coronary artery atherosclerosis and hypertension.

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Headley 2019-05-08 16:31:28 

In reply to sgtdjones

Check yuh heart Abercromby Street Sarge. I have arranged a supply of bois bande for you but you have to be in good shape. big grinbig grinbig grin

Yuh need to make sure the ticker is ok. I used to run up Lopinot Hill and nowadays I can walk it at a brisk pace so I am giving you good advice. Best of luck. big grin

 
sgtdjones 2019-05-08 17:50:44 

In reply to Headley

razz razz razz