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tigga 2019-06-26 12:19:01 

Top 20 Jokes about West Indies Cricket :

Joke #20
Q: Where do West Indies batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements

Joke #19
Q: What do you call a West Indian who can hold a catch?
A: A fisherman.

Joke #18
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the West Indies cricket team?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Joke #17
Q: What is the main function of the West Indies coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Joke #16
Q: Who has the easiest job in the West Indies squad?
A: The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Joke #15
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire West Indies team innings.

Joke #14
Q: Did you hear why the West Indies Cricket team does not have a website?
A: They cannot string three Ws together.

Joke #13
Q: What is the West Indian version of LBW?
A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Joke #12
Q: What is the West Indies version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.

Joke #11
Q: What do you call a world-class West Indies cricketer?
A: Retired.

Joke #10
Q: What does a West Indies batsman have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Joke #9
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the West Indies cricket team?
A: The woman who irons their cricket whites.

Joke #8
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: A West Indies batsman putting on sunscreen.

Joke #7
Q: The West Indies bobsleigh team have asked the West Indies cricket team for a meeting.
A: They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

Joke #6
Q: What do you call a West Indies player with a bottle of Champagne?
A: A waiter.

Joke #5
Q: What do you call a West Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A: A bowler.

Joke #4
Q: What is the difference between a West Indies batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Joke #3
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by West Indies batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.

Joke #2
Q: What do West Indies batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Joke #1
Q: Why are West Indies cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A: Because they can get out without even trying.

 
tigga 2019-06-26 20:16:34 

What - almost 12 hours and not even a smirk. Even post on Raspberry Pies getting hit. Ahh well smile

 
Headley 2019-06-26 20:33:23 

Posted in the Rum Shop by Fuzzy yesterday. Also rampant on What's App the day before Fuzzy posted. Do you have anything more current? lol lol lol

 
Ayenmol 2019-06-26 23:59:52 

In reply to tigga

Them too frustrated to laugh about the plight of West Indies cricket...

All team sports in the Caribbean is in tatters!

Bunch ah people who can't work together for a common goal.