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Fellas with taller wives.

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 11:31:30 

How does it feel when your wife is one foot taller than you are?

Share your experiences here.

big grin

 
black 2019-10-15 11:43:50 

In reply to Courtesy

One foot? That is a lot.

What are you, a midget? lol

 
sudden 2019-10-15 12:09:54 

In reply to Courtesy

Powen will have a lot to say about that

 
StumpCam 2019-10-15 12:13:15 

In reply to Courtesy

Copy Cat! lol lol

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 12:15:25 

In reply to sudden

Powen will have a lot to say about that

Shall we wait for him to share his experience?

lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 12:16:28 

In reply to black

One foot? That is a lot.

What are you, a midget?

Perhaps. That's how it looks from the wedding photos that I saw on Facebook.

big grin

 
bravos 2019-10-15 13:37:39 

In reply to black

Wifey slightly taller than me in some heels,I love it when that happens..

 
black 2019-10-15 13:43:34 

In reply to bravos

Yea, but it's not a foot. lol

Slightly and 1 foot are huge differences. lol

 
bravos 2019-10-15 14:18:01 

In reply to black

Yeah it's just her legs kinda long..

A foot would be Mutt and Jeff or Sam and Silo though... lol (some old Gazette cartoons odd couples)

Have seen some though..but small axe does cut dong big tree !

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 16:49:07 

In reply to black

Did you see my Facebook wedding photo?

lol lol lol

 
doosra 2019-10-15 16:50:22 

In reply to Courtesy

is comrade Powen around? big grin

 
doosra 2019-10-15 16:50:41 

In reply to sudden

oh skites...i didnt read your post

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 17:32:38 

In reply to doosra

lol lol lol

No comment.

 
sgtdjones 2019-10-15 17:34:39 

In reply to bravos

Wifey slightly taller than me in some heels,I love it when that happens..


Look you are 5ft 6.....even powen taller than your rass.

How can wifey have long legs with such measurements.

Stay away from Mathematics ..you are a bobolee with
a braggart motive..

Geeze.........

 
black 2019-10-15 18:05:10 

Dis fella was three feet shorter than his wife.

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 18:11:15 

In reply to black

I didn't spot the photo I was looking for.

big grin

 
bravos 2019-10-15 19:59:57 

In reply to black

Serious small axe dat...Minimi too..

They lived the life more than some full sized paper men here.. smile

 
powen001 2019-10-15 20:47:38 

In reply to Courtesy

I spotted her walking across the stage front at a local crop over event ...

Every year at the same event for 3 years...she would float across with a billboard in hand...working for the producers of the show...

Year 3 I couldn’t take it any more and I asked a question of one of my friends who worked with her.

He warned me that her man head tear and as nice as she is...I didn’t need that psycho drama if I pursued her

I went to her work place...left my card...she ignored me ...
But a month later she had to call my home to confirm that I had a service working ...she didn’t get me,,,what she heard was my singing on my answering machine...

She called back so her work mates could hear my message...but I picked up the phone...

She laughed and realized I was the same person who left the card for her.


We then met at another event and this time we started talking...we talked for 4 hours non stop ...
We were married 3 months later...this year is 16 years

And she is a contortionist...at 6’ in heels 👠

9 years my junior but she is a gem. God is good...she is his gift to me.

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 20:57:26 

In reply to powen001

What a wonderful story. Except that I would not have used the word contortionist. It reminds me of a pole dancer in a sex bar.

But I get your drift. Please continue to enjoy your pretzels.

big grin

 
sudden 2019-10-15 20:59:03 

In reply to powen001

what you missed out is that you are 5ft and 5ft 3ins in heels

 
powen001 2019-10-15 20:59:11 

In reply to Courtesy

lol

Well ...you get the picture and she’s a good woman...

 
black 2019-10-15 20:59:21 

In reply to powen001

And she is a contortionist...at 6’ in heels 👠


How tall are you? Five feet two inches?

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:00:13 

In reply to powen001

Well ...you get the picture and she’s a good woman...

I have no doubt...roast bird and all.

Btw, have you taken down the wedding photos yet?

lol lol lol

 
powen001 2019-10-15 21:00:18 

In reply to sudden

Ha ha ha ha haha please to add my extra and stop yuh nonsense

lol lol

I ain’t six foot. But that’s just as well too ..

I used to be horning y’all six footers and in your arrogant minds you never would believe that that would happen lolol.

 
powen001 2019-10-15 21:02:25 

In reply to black

She is actually about 6;2 in heels

Mmm mmm good.

Height doesn’t make you a man and has little to do with gifting.

Lol. And you know what I mean by gifting lol

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:03:41 

In reply to powen001

And she was wearing heels for the wedding. So my one foot height difference is not an exaggeration.

lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:09:07 

In reply to powen001

Now, you know how I like my stats. Only 3.4 percent of the time will a man marry a woman taller than himself. We are in that cohort.

Is that luck or wuh?

Sorry, I should not have asked you this.

big grin

 
sudden 2019-10-15 21:15:58 

In reply to Courtesy

i used to date all tall women but got tired of them. i am tall and i found that our limbs used to get tangled up and to get to the promised land took too long by hand. so i started to date women just like how i like my fruit trees- compact.

all my wives were petite. i leave them tall women to short men like you and Powen. at least you have something in common now big grin big grin big grin

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:19:53 

In reply to sudden

Don't fall for me having a taller wife mate. I am 6.2. Imagine me having a taller wife...we would be producing beanstalks.

I wouldn't mind getting the experience of a taller woman but I can't find any.

big grin

 
sudden 2019-10-15 21:22:52 

In reply to Courtesy

from my experience and i am taller than you are if you are 6 2 it was awkward. i love my smallies big grin

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:27:20 

In reply to sudden

i love my smallies

Why? Is it because you can lift them off their feet and anchor them against a wall?

...And drop them when you become weak.

big grin

 
sudden 2019-10-15 21:29:18 

In reply to Courtesy

sad
partially that and because i can reach the promise land quicker and it isnt as awkward as with the tallies.

i have had my share of tallies and like i said it was awkward except for dancing

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:30:24 

In reply to sudden

partially that and because i can reach the promise land quicker and it isnt as awkward as with the tallies.

i have had my share of tallies and like i said it was awkward except for dancing

lol lol lol

Enjoy!!!!

So with Powen it's the reverse. I wonder if Powen ever fell on his head when they drop him?

Powen, cum in...say something.

 
nitro 2019-10-15 21:34:05 

In reply to Courtesy

Easier access.

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:36:36 

In reply to nitro

Easier access.

Mate, you walk with a stool I imagine or two Milo tins?

big grin

 
black 2019-10-15 21:37:47 

In reply to powen001

You have to be around Four feet 9 inches? lol

 
nitro 2019-10-15 21:39:22 

In reply to Courtesy

Oh...i was thinking about having a mouthfull.. lol

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 21:41:21 

In reply to nitro

Oh...i was thinking about having a mouthfull..

Oh OK. You are one of those who will not allow animals to have more caress than you.

Enjoy!!!!

lol lol lol

Btw, a Lucian friend of mine who spent a long time in Jamaica told me: "man dis ting nah make for licking, it make for jooking."

 
TheTrail 2019-10-15 21:47:12 

Haven't you guys know by now that in some instances, it is not the height - it is all about the length, reach, the time >30 and the timing. smile

 
Maispwi 2019-10-15 22:14:27 

In reply to Courtesy

Man why you meking de people believe you short

 
Courtesy 2019-10-15 22:18:27 

In reply to Maispwi

If I did not commiserate with Powen we would not have gotten this wonderful anecdote from him.

big grin

 
XFactor 2019-10-16 17:02:09 

In reply to bravos

Wifey slightly taller than me in some heels,I love it when that happens..


Don't lie Bravos. Men are insecure when the woman is taller. lol

I now understand your Napoleon complex. lol

 
BeatDball 2019-10-16 17:32:04 

Have sons taller than they!
cool

 
carl0002 2019-10-16 17:38:10 

Powen, I think that 3 year thing is called stalking shock shock

 
nick2020 2019-10-16 17:42:16 

In reply to sudden

Powen skipped some timelines.

She had a tear head man. He ran out the man?

 
nick2020 2019-10-16 17:42:37 

In reply to carl0002

Powen, I think that 3 year thing is called stalking


lol

 
bravos 2019-10-16 17:53:01 

In reply to XFactor

Poor you ...no complex here maybe a David/Goliath complex..

David was a noble man of good average build and slaughtered the ultimate best..


wink

 
black 2019-10-16 18:25:36 

In reply to powen001

How tall are you man?

Was 4' 9" a good guess?

 
goofballs 2019-10-16 19:00:17 

In reply to Courtesy

when your wife/partner is one foot taller than you are?


Good topic for next time round. razz

You know, in sports, actually in life, it is all about match ups, right?


I have always had great interest in, and have been a student of, Anatomy.

Ease of access is very important.
You also know that before the main course, appetizers do whet the appetite?
Figure the rest.
Not convenient to go down and be uncomfortable just for appetizers.
So, 1-1 1/2 foot ideal for starters. smile

 
nick2020 2019-10-16 19:41:16 

In reply to black

How tall are you man?


He can barely see over the net in lawn tennis. How tall is the net?

 
Courtesy 2019-10-16 20:38:55 

In reply to goofballs

Noted with thanks.

 
TheTrail 2019-10-16 23:15:57 

My wife is 5 feet 9 inches tall without heels.

 
black 2019-10-16 23:20:43 

In reply to nick2020

H

e can barely see over the net in lawn tennis. How tall is the net?


That is midget short. lol