How does it feel when your wife is one foot taller than you are?
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Fellas with taller wives.
In reply to Courtesy
One foot? That is a lot.
What are you, a midget?
In reply to Courtesy
Powen will have a lot to say about that
In reply to Courtesy
Copy Cat!
In reply to sudden
Shall we wait for him to share his experience?
In reply to black
What are you, a midget?
Perhaps. That's how it looks from the wedding photos that I saw on Facebook.
In reply to black
Wifey slightly taller than me in some heels,I love it when that happens..
In reply to bravos
Yea, but it's not a foot.
Slightly and 1 foot are huge differences.
In reply to black
Yeah it's just her legs kinda long..
A foot would be Mutt and Jeff or Sam and Silo though... lol (some old Gazette cartoons odd couples)
Have seen some though..but small axe does cut dong big tree !
In reply to black
Did you see my Facebook wedding photo?
In reply to Courtesy
is comrade Powen around?
In reply to sudden
oh skites...i didnt read your post
In reply to doosra
No comment.
In reply to bravos
Look you are 5ft 6.....even powen taller than your rass.
How can wifey have long legs with such measurements.
Stay away from Mathematics ..you are a bobolee with
a braggart motive..
Geeze.........
In reply to black
I didn't spot the photo I was looking for.
In reply to black
Serious small axe dat...Minimi too..
They lived the life more than some full sized paper men here..
In reply to Courtesy
I spotted her walking across the stage front at a local crop over event ...
Every year at the same event for 3 years...she would float across with a billboard in hand...working for the producers of the show...
Year 3 I couldnt take it any more and I asked a question of one of my friends who worked with her.
He warned me that her man head tear and as nice as she is...I didnt need that psycho drama if I pursued her
I went to her work place...left my card...she ignored me ...
But a month later she had to call my home to confirm that I had a service working ...she didnt get me,,,what she heard was my singing on my answering machine...
She called back so her work mates could hear my message...but I picked up the phone...
She laughed and realized I was the same person who left the card for her.
We then met at another event and this time we started talking...we talked for 4 hours non stop ...
We were married 3 months later...this year is 16 years
And she is a contortionist...at 6 in heels 👠
9 years my junior but she is a gem. God is good...she is his gift to me.
In reply to powen001
What a wonderful story. Except that I would not have used the word contortionist. It reminds me of a pole dancer in a sex bar.
But I get your drift. Please continue to enjoy your pretzels.
In reply to powen001
what you missed out is that you are 5ft and 5ft 3ins in heels
In reply to Courtesy
Well ...you get the picture and shes a good woman...
In reply to powen001
How tall are you? Five feet two inches?
In reply to powen001
I have no doubt...roast bird and all.
Btw, have you taken down the wedding photos yet?
In reply to sudden
Ha ha ha ha haha please to add my extra and stop yuh nonsense
I aint six foot. But thats just as well too ..
I used to be horning yall six footers and in your arrogant minds you never would believe that that would happen lolol.
In reply to black
She is actually about 6;2 in heels
Mmm mmm good.
Height doesnt make you a man and has little to do with gifting.
Lol. And you know what I mean by gifting lol
In reply to powen001
And she was wearing heels for the wedding. So my one foot height difference is not an exaggeration.
In reply to powen001
Now, you know how I like my stats. Only 3.4 percent of the time will a man marry a woman taller than himself. We are in that cohort.
Is that luck or wuh?
Sorry, I should not have asked you this.
In reply to Courtesy
i used to date all tall women but got tired of them. i am tall and i found that our limbs used to get tangled up and to get to the promised land took too long by hand. so i started to date women just like how i like my fruit trees- compact.
all my wives were petite. i leave them tall women to short men like you and Powen. at least you have something in common now
In reply to sudden
Don't fall for me having a taller wife mate. I am 6.2. Imagine me having a taller wife...we would be producing beanstalks.
I wouldn't mind getting the experience of a taller woman but I can't find any.
In reply to Courtesy
from my experience and i am taller than you are if you are 6 2 it was awkward. i love my smallies
In reply to sudden
Why? Is it because you can lift them off their feet and anchor them against a wall?
...And drop them when you become weak.
In reply to Courtesy
partially that and because i can reach the promise land quicker and it isnt as awkward as with the tallies.
i have had my share of tallies and like i said it was awkward except for dancing
In reply to sudden
i have had my share of tallies and like i said it was awkward except for dancing
Enjoy!!!!
So with Powen it's the reverse. I wonder if Powen ever fell on his head when they drop him?
Powen, cum in...say something.
In reply to Courtesy
Easier access.
In reply to nitro
Mate, you walk with a stool I imagine or two Milo tins?
In reply to powen001
You have to be around Four feet 9 inches?
In reply to Courtesy
Oh...i was thinking about having a mouthfull..
In reply to nitro
Oh OK. You are one of those who will not allow animals to have more caress than you.
Enjoy!!!!
Btw, a Lucian friend of mine who spent a long time in Jamaica told me: "man dis ting nah make for licking, it make for jooking."
Haven't you guys know by now that in some instances, it is not the height - it is all about the length, reach, the time >30 and the timing.
In reply to Courtesy
Man why you meking de people believe you short
In reply to Maispwi
If I did not commiserate with Powen we would not have gotten this wonderful anecdote from him.
In reply to bravos
Don't lie Bravos. Men are insecure when the woman is taller.
I now understand your Napoleon complex.
Have sons taller than they!
Powen, I think that 3 year thing is called stalking
In reply to sudden
Powen skipped some timelines.
She had a tear head man. He ran out the man?
In reply to carl0002
In reply to XFactor
Poor you ...no complex here maybe a David/Goliath complex..
David was a noble man of good average build and slaughtered the ultimate best..
In reply to powen001
How tall are you man?
Was 4' 9" a good guess?
In reply to Courtesy
Good topic for next time round.
You know, in sports, actually in life, it is all about match ups, right?
I have always had great interest in, and have been a student of, Anatomy.
Ease of access is very important.
You also know that before the main course, appetizers do whet the appetite?
Figure the rest.
Not convenient to go down and be uncomfortable just for appetizers.
So, 1-1 1/2 foot ideal for starters.
In reply to black
He can barely see over the net in lawn tennis. How tall is the net?
In reply to goofballs
Noted with thanks.
My wife is 5 feet 9 inches tall without heels.
In reply to nick2020
H
That is midget short.
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