Two Catholic nuns become pregnant while working in Africa

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link DukeStreet Joined: Dec 1, 2002
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11/8/19, 12:21:24 PM 
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The Catholic Church has launched an investigation after two nuns became pregnant while carrying out missionary work in Africa.


One of the women, aged 34, discovered her pregnancy when she went to hospital with stomach pain, Italian news agency ANSA reports.

The second nun was a mother superior, which is a senior monastic in charge of a convent or order.


Italian based Catholic nuns become preggo after trip to Africa

Nuns: You told us to go forth, spread the word and do missionary work.

Father: I know but I never said to spread your legs and do it missionary style!!!


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link black Joined: Feb 27, 2004
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11/8/19, 12:25:23 PM 
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They didn't just become pregnant, they were getting busy. lol lol lol

link DukeStreet Joined: Dec 1, 2002
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11/8/19, 12:56:13 PM 
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Some folks mentioned the possibility of rape but the first thing that entered my mind was consensual sex.

link black Joined: Feb 27, 2004
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11/8/19, 1:05:43 PM 
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Some folks mentioned the possibility of rape but the first thing that entered my mind was consensual sex.


This just proves that they are human like everyone else and how silly the policy of abstinence is.

link goofballs Joined: May 7, 2007
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11/8/19, 1:06:13 PM 
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I guess!
while carrying out missionary work in Africa.


Most natural way, but if someone gets loose from the lifelong shackles they usually try every thing known, and not known, to mankind!

link Courtesy Joined: Apr 15, 2009
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11/8/19, 1:09:55 PM 
"She who is without sin left her cast the first stone."

I support any desire to quench one's thirst.

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link Runs Joined: Jan 3, 2003
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11/8/19, 1:36:15 PM 
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lol

link Barry Joined: Jun 19, 2019
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11/8/19, 2:02:58 PM 
Immaculate conceptions....devils

link imusic Joined: Nov 12, 2002
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11/8/19, 2:12:54 PM 
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Billions believe that Mary is a virgin

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11/8/19, 2:23:56 PM 
Couldn't resist the big lolees! big grin cool

link camos Joined: May 5, 2003
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11/8/19, 3:16:07 PM 
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Billions believe that Mary is a virgin


seems the church don't believe in that preaching , hence the surprise!!!
lol


wonder if is the same 'Father'

link TheTrail Joined: Jun 7, 2008
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11/8/19, 4:19:23 PM 
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"She who is without sin let her cast the first stone."

I support any desire to quench one's thirst.


Are you prepared to challenge Ayenmol? lol lol

Doesn't the Bible say go forth and multiply?

link Chrissy Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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11/8/19, 4:27:12 PM 
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We had a standard joke in high school
Why do two nuns always walk together - so nun can get none lol lol lol

If peeps had a clue how many of thse nuns do what is normal, they might laugh. Good fi dem lol

I know at least two who left di convent and got married

link Larr Pullo Joined: Nov 12, 2002
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11/8/19, 4:37:29 PM 
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The result of the investigation is: The nuns came in frequent and prolonged contact with erect penis(es) which resulted in sperm fertilizing egg leading to babies.

I’m surprised Catholics didn’t know how women got pregnant.... cool cool

link Barry Joined: Jun 19, 2019
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11/8/19, 4:51:39 PM 
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You know she wasn’t? confused

link Barry Joined: Jun 19, 2019
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11/8/19, 4:52:59 PM 
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What has religion/ religious people done to you? confused

link Drapsey Joined: Dec 25, 2007
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11/8/19, 4:55:38 PM 
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What has religion/ religious people done to you?

Maybe they insult her (our) intelligence.

link Courtesy Joined: Apr 15, 2009
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11/8/19, 4:57:01 PM 
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Trail, I am in total support of the nuns who took the holy pole.

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link DukeStreet Joined: Dec 1, 2002
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11/8/19, 4:59:02 PM 
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LOL. I wouldn't be surprised if these nuns weren't the aggressors in this whole screw up (no pun intended).

lol

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11/8/19, 5:18:44 PM 
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LOL. I wouldn't be surprised if these nuns weren't the aggressors in this whole screw up (no pun intended).



lol lol lol

link Chrissy Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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11/8/19, 6:17:57 PM 
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My very Catholic mother believed that until one day I asked her if i came home pregnant and told her it was an immaculate conception what would she say - she looked at me for a while, laughed and said she'd tell me to tell that young man who impregnated me to present himself to her. We both laughed. lol lol

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11/8/19, 6:20:50 PM 
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LOL - tell dem. lol

link bravos Joined: Oct 13, 2009
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11/8/19, 7:28:51 PM 
The power of bbc ! twisted

I'm certain there was some good 'missionary' work !! twisted

link birdseye Joined: Mar 23, 2004
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11/8/19, 8:05:59 PM 
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two nuns became pregnant while carrying out missionary work in Africa.
WOW! That’s what I call doing missionary work in the missionary position- praise the lord! big grin

link Barry Joined: Jun 19, 2019
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11/9/19, 2:39:27 AM 
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I think all people are intelligent. Virgin birth exists in the animal kningdom. We have theorized that humans can initiate the process maybe... what is this all about? Are you sure you are intelligent? confused

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