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Two Catholic nuns become pregnant while working in Africa
DukeStreet
2019-11-08 17:21:24
The Catholic Church has launched an investigation after two nuns became pregnant while carrying out missionary work in Africa.
One of the women, aged 34, discovered her pregnancy when she went to hospital with stomach pain, Italian news agency ANSA reports.
The second nun was a mother superior, which is a senior monastic in charge of a convent or order.
Italian based Catholic nuns become preggo after trip to Africa
Nuns: You told us to go forth, spread the word and do missionary work.
Father: I know but I never said to spread your legs and do it missionary style!!!
black
2019-11-08 17:25:23
DukeStreet
2019-11-08 17:56:13
In reply to black
Some folks mentioned the possibility of rape but the first thing that entered my mind was consensual sex.
black
2019-11-08 18:05:43
In reply to DukeStreet
Some folks mentioned the possibility of rape but the first thing that entered my mind was consensual sex.
This just proves that they are human like everyone else and how silly the policy of abstinence is.
goofballs
2019-11-08 18:06:13
In reply to DukeStreet
I guess!
while carrying out missionary work in Africa.
Most natural way, but if someone gets loose from the lifelong shackles they usually try every thing known, and not known, to mankind!
Courtesy
2019-11-08 18:09:55
"She who is without sin left her cast the first stone."
I support any desire to quench one's thirst.
Runs
2019-11-08 18:36:15
In reply to DukeStreet
Barry
2019-11-08 19:02:58
Immaculate conceptions....devils
imusic
2019-11-08 19:12:54
Billions believe that Mary is a virgin
BeatDball
2019-11-08 19:23:56
Couldn't resist the big lolees! 
camos
2019-11-08 20:16:07
In reply to imusic
Billions believe that Mary is a virgin
seems the church don't believe in that preaching , hence the surprise!!!
wonder if is the same 'Father'
TheTrail
2019-11-08 21:19:23
In reply to Courtesy
"She who is without sin let her cast the first stone."
I support any desire to quench one's thirst.
Are you prepared to challenge Ayenmol?
Doesn't the Bible say go forth and multiply?
Chrissy
2019-11-08 21:27:12
Larr Pullo
2019-11-08 21:37:29
The result of the investigation is: The nuns came in frequent and prolonged contact with erect penis(es) which resulted in sperm fertilizing egg leading to babies.
I’m surprised Catholics didn’t know how women got pregnant....
Barry
2019-11-08 21:51:39
In reply to imusic
You know she wasn’t? 
Barry
2019-11-08 21:52:59
In reply to Chrissy
What has religion/ religious people done to you?
Drapsey
2019-11-08 21:55:38
In reply to Barry
What has religion/ religious people done to you?
Maybe they insult her (our) intelligence.
Courtesy
2019-11-08 21:57:01
In reply to TheTrail
Trail, I am in total support of the nuns who took the holy pole.
DukeStreet
2019-11-08 21:59:02
In reply to Larr Pullo
LOL. I wouldn't be surprised if these nuns weren't the aggressors in this whole screw up (no pun intended).
TheTrail
2019-11-08 22:18:44
In reply to DukeStreet
In reply to Larr Pullo
LOL. I wouldn't be surprised if these nuns weren't the aggressors in this whole screw up (no pun intended).
Chrissy
2019-11-08 23:17:57
In reply to imusic
My very Catholic mother believed that until one day I asked her if i came home pregnant and told her it was an immaculate conception what would she say - she looked at me for a while, laughed and said she'd tell me to tell that young man who impregnated me to present himself to her. We both laughed.
Chrissy
2019-11-08 23:20:50
In reply to Drapsey
LOL - tell dem.
bravos
2019-11-09 00:28:51
The power of bbc ! 
I'm certain there was some good 'missionary' work !!
birdseye
2019-11-09 01:05:59
In reply to DukeStreet
two nuns became pregnant while carrying out missionary work in Africa.
WOW! That’s what I call doing missionary work in the missionary position- praise the lord!
Barry
2019-11-09 07:39:27
In reply to Drapsey
I think all people are intelligent. Virgin birth exists in the animal kningdom. We have theorized that humans can initiate the process maybe... what is this all about? Are you sure you are intelligent?
Drapsey
2019-11-09 13:21:54
In reply to Barry
Are you sure you are intelligent?
Not so sure.
What I'm sure of though is that I'm not an a$$.
doosra
2019-11-09 13:41:13
baluba/?
Barry
2019-11-09 22:20:11
In reply to Drapsey
I think you are a m.... a..?
Toney
2019-11-10 00:32:38
In reply to Courtesy
Sisters, open thy legs and accept the Rod of Salvation
Barry
2019-11-10 01:10:14
np
2019-11-10 21:34:07
Methinks The whole virgin birth thing is very assish.... and the Bible thumpers not interpreting the scriptures well ...
if memory serves me right ... it says and the Holy Ghost CAME DOWN UPON HER ...
hence Mary got screwed and gave birth to Christ ... A male.
Otherwise Mary could not and would not have a male child with XY chromosomes.
A virgins birth would produce a female child if so - with XX chromosomes ...
It’s a lie or misinterpretation that Mary had a virgin Birth . Sure she was a virgin at some point and either Joseph screwed her or smaddy else (namely a Holy Ghost or someone in disguise) to produce jesus.
Whom it was is a mystery to this day ... when will the world be told or wake up to the reality that Mary was fActing ...
Doing the stuff married and unmarried folks have been doing FOREVER to this day.
Chrissy
2019-11-10 22:23:49
In reply to np
How was your trip to di Yard?
np
2019-11-10 23:39:48
In reply to Chrissy
It was too short. And complicated by having to be staying in Hellshire area. Had too much travel to do to get around in TRAFFIC JAMS.
OUTSIDE of that it was a great meetup with peeps from 50 and PLUS years ago.
Never got to see the campus and some other key folks.
I’m making it up in the New Year for a longer stay round April of next year.
Asa result of some work demands on this end I only spent 3 days - had planned on 5.
