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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Chrissy
2020-04-09 11:14:27
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Courtesy
2020-04-09 11:17:11
ponderiver
2020-04-09 12:18:18
Chrissy
2020-04-09 12:39:24
In reply to ponderiver
Hey you! Stay safe!
ponderiver
2020-04-09 12:50:21
In reply to Chrissy
Thank you and you too
I just heard my neighbour from two houses away coughing in the garden i promptly came in
newdread
2020-04-09 12:52:29
In reply to ponderiver
heard from two houses away
Rass man.....de house dem well close to each odda
Chrissy
2020-04-09 13:05:22
In reply to ponderiver
Rhatid. My bro was telling me that 50 people in his neck of the woods tested positive. He doesn't go in the yard without a mask, gloves etc.
hubert
2020-04-09 14:25:17
Chrissy
2020-04-09 14:56:26
In reply to hubert
It really is good - one of my NYC cousins sent it
camos
2020-04-09 15:01:16
In reply to newdread
Rass man.....de house dem well close to each odda
most of those houses are townhouse, joined by a common wall!
sgtdjones
2020-04-09 15:06:07
A few more
Adult film actress Stormy Daniels' lawsuit against President Trump for defamation of character is ongoing. She has claimed he called her a liar. In a statement she said, 'He cant screw with me like this, at least not again.'
I think it's disgusting that America has the death penalty, and it must be abolished, but then I remember Donald Trump and his sons may be charged with treason and decide that actually it'd be rude to interfere with local customs.
ponderiver
2020-04-09 15:59:50
hubert
2020-04-09 17:47:52
In reply to Chrissy
Thank that cousin for me.
Chrissy
2020-04-09 19:56:05
In reply to hubert
Will do