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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 
Chrissy 2020-04-09 11:14:27 

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2020-04-09 11:17:11 

Can't touch this.

big grin

 
ponderiver 2020-04-09 12:18:18 

In reply to Chrissy

tek win big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin

 
Chrissy 2020-04-09 12:39:24 

In reply to ponderiver

Hey you! Stay safe! lol

 
ponderiver 2020-04-09 12:50:21 

In reply to Chrissy

Thank you and you too
I just heard my neighbour from two houses away coughing in the garden i promptly came in

 
newdread 2020-04-09 12:52:29 

In reply to ponderiver

heard from two houses away


Rass man.....de house dem well close to each odda shock

 
Chrissy 2020-04-09 13:05:22 

In reply to ponderiver

Rhatid. My bro was telling me that 50 people in his neck of the woods tested positive. He doesn't go in the yard without a mask, gloves etc.

 
hubert 2020-04-09 14:25:17 

In reply to Chrissy
That is hilarious ..best I have read in a while


lol lol lol

 
Chrissy 2020-04-09 14:56:26 

In reply to hubert

It really is good - one of my NYC cousins sent it lol

 
camos 2020-04-09 15:01:16 

In reply to newdread

Rass man.....de house dem well close to each odda


most of those houses are townhouse, joined by a common wall!

 
sgtdjones 2020-04-09 15:06:07 

A few more

Adult film actress Stormy Daniels' lawsuit against President Trump for defamation of character is ongoing. She has claimed he called her a liar. In a statement she said, 'He can’t screw with me like this, at least not again.'

I think it's disgusting that America has the death penalty, and it must be abolished, but then I remember Donald Trump and his sons may be charged with treason and decide that actually it'd be rude to interfere with local customs.

 
ponderiver 2020-04-09 15:59:50 

In reply to newdread

TBH the shutdown is so quiet you could hear a pin drop only country folks would understand that

Normally i would get the butler out to send a message to my frightfully noisy neighbour

Bredrin yub haffi sneeze inna yuh house seen
big grin big grin big grin

 
hubert 2020-04-09 17:47:52 

In reply to Chrissy
Thank that cousin for me.

lol

 
Chrissy 2020-04-09 19:56:05 

In reply to hubert

Will do