Mohamed Irfan Ali, Guyana's first Muslim President, has taken steps to curtail the sale and consumption of certain pork products. More to follow.
In reply to Curtis
I thought you were talking bout women's (girls') hair style.
In reply to Curtis
Thats bad news for all, especially for those who boil it in dhall and remove before serving said dhall without the aforementioned!
In reply to Curtis
He is not Muslim. He may have a Muslim name but he is not a Muslim.
you gats to be a jihadi to be a muslim
In reply to Curtis
What he go do with LoLo ?
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In reply to Norm
Y'all make fun of the man, he did not mention limzees. Please do not start spreading falsehoods, you work for Chronicle?
*Update* Former AG Basil Williams has filed a motion in the Guyana Lower Courts to prevent the pigtail ban.
Filed on behalf of establishment "Fordie's Cookup", the motion serves to block the new law as it "severely impairs the establishment's rights to lawfully conduct and operate its business".
Hearing on this matter is scheduled for Tuesday 11 am.
In reply to Drapsey
I though he was talking about girl hair style too.
pig tail
pony tail.
In reply to Curtis
Lowenfield, through his lawyer, Neil Boston has asked to join the lawsuit as an interested party.
Lowenfield said this new pig tail ban will severely impinge on his rights as he is accustomed to going to the daily buffet at Congress Place where, he said, unlimited pig tails there are a big hit with himself, his lawyer, Boston, and many other people.
He wants the Judge to pay particular attention to the fact that sometimes, nay many times, he would double back later for a second helping of pig tails. As such he is asking the Judge to strike out the ban in its entirety. He volunteered that maybe the Judge could ask Irfaan to ban dal. Lowenfield said he would be fine with that.
Asked why he couldn't ask Irfaan himself instead of asking the judge to do it for him, Lowenfield said he doesn't quite know why but of late Irfaan has stopped talking to him. Lowenfield said he couldn't put his finger on why.
In reply to B16JP587S
No wonder Lowenfield was fighting so hard to keep Irfaan out! All you thought it was political.
The proud Corentyne village of Hoggstye also joined in. They are claiming that the pigtail ban is the first step towards banning the whole pig, and then the sty.
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In reply to Curtis
Is this a joke ?
This has got to be a late Aprils Fool joke.
In reply to bravos
Yep. Just light banter. Nothing serious.
In reply to bravos
They banter on discriminatory talk and actions- taught by Burnham...
In reply to Jeremy
Great job, Jeremy.
Your relentlessness has finally paid off.
The job is not over yet though. You must see to it that going forward, all races are treated 'equitably'.
Keep it going!
In reply to Drapsey
Everybody love their country and want to see progress. I have a good feeling that this party i supported will bring guyana success.
As you said job is not over yet. I know that guyana have good leaders with the ppp crew and with small party members like lennox shuman and timothy jonas. They will take guyana forward.
In reply to Narper
What sickening crap is this.
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In reply to pooranian
Pork is haram, and causes health issues. It also promotes lustful thoughts.
You still eating and loving pork?
In reply to Curtis
You very well know its not being done for health reasons..
My understanding is that Muslims don't partake of alcohol based/influenced drinks.
Will rum be next on the ban list?
In reply to Drapsey
That is the issue with religious folks...If you dont like it...dont do it..why force your views on others..
In reply to pooranian
The thread is just humor.
The new Guyana government did not ban pigtails. They have not even named their ministers or ministries yet. In any case, Guyana has never had issues with religion, not under any government whatsoever.
any man that bans pigstail , or any other meat in Guyana will be impeached!
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In reply to Norm
Just for the record- Everything I have written here in this thread is satire and therefore not true.
Maybe the original poster should add "Satire" in parentheses before people start spreading rumors all over social media.
I remember the other day when Freddie wrote that satirical piece about the Russians making
face masks and finger glove out of human skin so people can vote several times. The story was so
bizarre and yet some people believed it was true.
In reply to Norm
Classic!
Emir has reached out to Irfaan to ascertain his devotedness.
Hold all calls.
Pigtails may be safe.
Constitution says you can't ban pork products if not for religious purposes, if proven.
In reply to Barry
Is that similar to ole talk?
In reply to Curtis
shit talk can smell old
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In reply to Norm
good one!
who here don't like their Arnold?
In reply to Barry
ahhhhhhh...go fuck yourself, you ugly toad
In reply to B16JP587S
How I come into your radar, small prick?
In reply to Barry
Get back under your bridge, you bumpy face troll
In reply to B16JP587S
Sir I can give you what you want? You want?
You will be calling numbers whole night...
In reply to B16JP587S
Yuh want some.... boy?
In reply to Barfy
I want you to change your diaper, put in back your dentures, and shimmy yuh swinge batty maricon ass out of here. That's what I want.
I heard pigtail sales were brisk at Stabroek, Bourda and Mon Repos markets today.
In reply to Curtis
I called Hack's Halaal and asked about it, but they rudely hung up on me.
In reply to Norm
commodities stock prices for pig tails skyrocketing
The way things are going there will be chick and turkey "pigtails" soon
then a veggie pigtail will be produced
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I think you want some wood....
In reply to Barry
Men of God do not ask people if they want wood. You're a fake. But I think most people already know that. No amount of scripture quoting will save your twisted soul.
You remind me of Man-Man in Miguel Street.
You are Man-Man Barry.
All you spoiling Curtis's beautiful satire.
In reply to Norm
Sorry about that. That was just a little intermission . Curtis is free to continue. I promise not to derail the thread anymore... until pigs fly.
In reply to B16JP587S and Barry
It look like akyuh fellas vex bad about the pigtail situation.
But don't tek it out pon wan-anodda. Blame the Man.
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In reply to DirtyDan
Looks like you survived the elections!