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PPP bans Pigtail

 
Curtis 2020-08-02 22:16:15 

In an unprecedented move, new Guyanese President, hours after his swearing in ceremony at the Arthur Chung Center, has announced measures to curb the sale of pigtails.

Mohamed Irfan Ali, Guyana's first Muslim President, has taken steps to curtail the sale and consumption of certain pork products. More to follow.

 
Drapsey 2020-08-02 22:32:58 

In reply to Curtis

I thought you were talking bout women's (girls') hair style.

 
StumpCam 2020-08-02 22:38:49 

In reply to Curtis

That’s bad news for all, especially for those who boil it in dhall and remove before serving said dhall without the aforementioned!

 
Emir 2020-08-02 22:39:23 

In reply to Curtis

He is not Muslim. He may have a Muslim name but he is not a Muslim.

 
nickoutr 2020-08-02 22:44:05 

you gats to be a jihadi to be a muslim

 
Narper 2020-08-02 22:48:24 

In reply to Curtis

What he go do with LoLo ?

wink

 
Norm 2020-08-02 23:02:56 

In reply to Curtis

In an unprecedented move, new Guyanese President, hours after his swearing in, has banned sale of pigtails.

List to soon include limzees. smile

 
BeatDball 2020-08-03 01:17:00 

In reply to Drapsey

big grin

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 01:32:00 

In reply to Emir



He is not Muslim. He may have a Muslim name but he is not a Muslim.


Ok, what is he a Indo Hindustani plant?

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 01:41:55 

In reply to Norm

Y'all make fun of the man, he did not mention limzees. Please do not start spreading falsehoods, you work for Chronicle?

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 02:06:45 

*Update* Former AG Basil Williams has filed a motion in the Guyana Lower Courts to prevent the pigtail ban.

Filed on behalf of establishment "Fordie's Cookup", the motion serves to block the new law as it "severely impairs the establishment's rights to lawfully conduct and operate its business".

Hearing on this matter is scheduled for Tuesday 11 am.

 
Jeremy 2020-08-03 02:16:10 

In reply to Drapsey

I though he was talking about girl hair style too.

pig tail

pony tail.

 
Norm 2020-08-03 02:23:08 

In reply to Curtis

he did not mention limzees.

How about plaited hair?

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-03 02:29:26 

Lowenfield, through his lawyer, Neil Boston has asked to join the lawsuit as an interested party.

Lowenfield said this new pig tail ban will severely impinge on his rights as he is accustomed to going to the daily buffet at Congress Place where, he said, unlimited pig tails there are a big hit with himself, his lawyer, Boston, and many other people.

He wants the Judge to pay particular attention to the fact that sometimes, nay many times, he would double back later for a second helping of pig tails. As such he is asking the Judge to strike out the ban in its entirety. He volunteered that maybe the Judge could ask Irfaan to ban dal. Lowenfield said he would be fine with that.

Asked why he couldn't ask Irfaan himself instead of asking the judge to do it for him, Lowenfield said he doesn't quite know why but of late Irfaan has stopped talking to him. Lowenfield said he couldn't put his finger on why.

 
Norm 2020-08-03 02:48:23 

In reply to B16JP587S

No wonder Lowenfield was fighting so hard to keep Irfaan out! All you thought it was political. smile

The proud Corentyne village of Hoggstye also joined in. They are claiming that the pigtail ban is the first step towards banning the whole pig, and then the sty.

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 03:14:21 

In reply to Narper



What he go do with LoLo ?


He's going to circumcise him.

 
Kay 2020-08-03 03:30:44 

In reply to Curtis

smile

 
bravos 2020-08-03 03:36:53 

Is this a joke ?

 
Casper 2020-08-03 05:05:15 

This has got to be a late April’s Fool joke.

 
Norm 2020-08-03 05:09:16 

In reply to bravos

Yep. Just light banter. Nothing serious.

 
Barry 2020-08-03 10:10:48 

In reply to bravos

They banter on discriminatory talk and actions- taught by Burnham... twisted

 
Drapsey 2020-08-03 10:33:01 

In reply to Jeremy

Great job, Jeremy.

Your relentlessness has finally paid off.

The job is not over yet though. You must see to it that going forward, all races are treated 'equitably'.

Keep it going!

 
Jeremy 2020-08-03 12:46:31 

In reply to Drapsey


Everybody love their country and want to see progress. I have a good feeling that this party i supported will bring guyana success.

As you said job is not over yet. I know that guyana have good leaders with the ppp crew and with small party members like lennox shuman and timothy jonas. They will take guyana forward.

 
shivnotout 2020-08-03 14:45:16 

In reply to Narper

What he go do with LoLo ?


boil e rass? lol

LoLo throw in de towel.he know jail coming to ketch e ass lol

 
pooranian 2020-08-03 15:19:40 

What sickening crap is this.

Mohamed Irfan Ali, Guyana's first Muslim President,has taken steps to curtail the sale and consumption of certain pork products. More to follow.
..

Someone needs to airdrop him in Syria..

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-03 15:54:35 

In reply to Norm

No wonder Lowenfield was fighting so hard to keep Irfaan out! All you thought it was political. smile

The proud Corentyne village of Hoggstye also joined in. They are claiming that the pigtail ban is the first step towards banning the whole pig, and then the sty.


Hoggstye in too? Wow!

I heard the case will be broadcast live and someone will be translating every word spoken in court to Pig Latin for the benefit of those who are watching.

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 16:08:16 

In reply to pooranian

Pork is haram, and causes health issues. It also promotes lustful thoughts.

You still eating and loving pork?

 
pooranian 2020-08-03 16:29:45 

In reply to Curtis

You very well know its not being done for health reasons..

 
Drapsey 2020-08-03 17:09:10 


My understanding is that Muslims don't partake of alcohol based/influenced drinks.

Will rum be next on the ban list?

 
pooranian 2020-08-03 18:23:29 

In reply to Drapsey

That is the issue with religious folks...If you dont like it...dont do it..why force your views on others..

 
Norm 2020-08-03 19:12:37 

In reply to pooranian

The thread is just humor.

The new Guyana government did not ban pigtails. They have not even named their ministers or ministries yet. In any case, Guyana has never had issues with religion, not under any government whatsoever.

 
camos 2020-08-03 20:22:13 

any man that bans pigstail , or any other meat in Guyana will be impeached!

 
Norm 2020-08-03 20:33:05 

In reply to camos

any man that bans pigstail , or any other meat in Guyana will be impeached!

There used to be a joke in Guyana about Burnham, that went something like this.

Shortly after independence, Burnham was exchanging visits very frequently with Heads of State of many countries. At the same time he had started implementing his brand of socialism and banning all kinds of imported food.

After a visit from the Head of State of Thailand, Burnham told villagers in a remote area that he was going to Bangkok. The women immediately started to wring their hands, moan and grumble. When asked what was the problem, they answered:

"Ow, Comrade. You mean you guh ban dat too?"

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-03 21:06:02 

In reply to Norm

big grin big grin big grin big grin

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-03 21:14:49 

Just for the record- Everything I have written here in this thread is satire and therefore not true.

Maybe the original poster should add "Satire" in parentheses before people start spreading rumors all over social media.

I remember the other day when Freddie wrote that satirical piece about the Russians making

face masks and finger glove out of human skin so people can vote several times. The story was so

bizarre and yet some people believed it was true. smile

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 21:56:42 

In reply to Norm

Classic!

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 22:04:20 

Emir has reached out to Irfaan to ascertain his devotedness.

Hold all calls.

Pigtails may be safe.

Constitution says you can't ban pork products if not for religious purposes, if proven.

 
Barry 2020-08-03 22:06:17 



SATIRE= the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

More like shit talk

 
Curtis 2020-08-03 22:25:28 

In reply to Barry

Is that similar to ole talk?

 
Barry 2020-08-03 22:37:17 

In reply to Curtis
shit talk can smell old

cool

 
Kay 2020-08-03 23:02:37 

In reply to Norm

smile big grin

 
camos 2020-08-03 23:06:26 

In reply to Norm

lol good one!

 
nickoutr 2020-08-03 23:38:59 

who here don't like their Arnold?

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-04 00:00:09 

In reply to Barry

ahhhhhhh...go fuck yourself, you ugly toad

 
Barry 2020-08-04 00:16:49 

In reply to B16JP587S
How I come into your radar, small prick?

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-04 00:30:53 

In reply to Barry

Get back under your bridge, you bumpy face troll

 
Barry 2020-08-04 03:31:45 

In reply to B16JP587S

Sir I can give you what you want? You want? confused
You will be calling numbers whole night...

 
Barry 2020-08-04 12:17:22 

In reply to B16JP587S

Yuh want some.... boy? confused

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-04 12:25:49 

In reply to Barfy

I want you to change your diaper, put in back your dentures, and shimmy yuh swinge batty maricon ass out of here. That's what I want.

 
Curtis 2020-08-05 00:10:57 

I heard pigtail sales were brisk at Stabroek, Bourda and Mon Repos markets today.

 
Norm 2020-08-05 02:50:57 

In reply to Curtis

I called Hack's Halaal and asked about it, but they rudely hung up on me. smile

 
nickoutr 2020-08-05 07:10:59 

In reply to Norm
commodities stock prices for pig tails skyrocketing

 
nickoutr 2020-08-05 07:12:28 

The way things are going there will be chick and turkey "pigtails" soon
then a veggie pigtail will be produced

 
Norm 2020-08-05 09:22:08 

In reply to nickoutr

commodities stock prices for pig tails skyrocketing

Mudland declared Pigtail Capital of the World. Pigtail name changed to Ali's Appendage! smile

 
Barry 2020-08-05 10:36:14 

In reply to B16JP587S

I think you want some wood.... confused

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-05 18:27:21 

In reply to Barry

Men of God do not ask people if they want wood. You're a fake. But I think most people already know that. No amount of scripture quoting will save your twisted soul.

You remind me of Man-Man in Miguel Street.

You are Man-Man Barry.

 
Norm 2020-08-05 18:28:21 

All you spoiling Curtis's beautiful satire.

 
B16JP587S 2020-08-05 19:55:47 

In reply to Norm

Sorry about that. That was just a little intermission smile. Curtis is free to continue. I promise not to derail the thread anymore... until pigs fly.

 
DirtyDan 2020-08-05 21:54:57 

In reply to B16JP587S and Barry

It look like akyuh fellas vex bad about the pigtail situation.

But don't tek it out pon wan-anodda. Blame the Man.

 
Norm 2020-08-06 01:27:15 

In reply to B16JP587S

until pigs fly.

smile

 
Norm 2020-08-06 01:27:41 

In reply to DirtyDan

Looks like you survived the elections! smile