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Add your funniest cricket jokes

Gavaskar's West Indian jokes are good too.
a. Aussie woman flirting with Big Bird
Mr. Garner, you're so tall, are all your body parts proportional to your height?
Big Bird aghast 'Oh No Ma'am, had that been the case then I'd be 9' 6" instead of 6' 9"!'

b. West Indian Man promoted an exhibition match in NY
Some Saffie player worried he may not get paid walked up
to the guy and asks 'What if the cheque bounces?'
Guy- 'Maan if it bounce just hook it man'

In reply to Brerzerk

lmao keep em coming

Watch Dickie Bird's telling of Botham running out Boycott...youtube

An opening batsman facing the first ball of the match got cleaned up for a duck,when he got back to his mates he told them the ball was swinging both ways

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'Im nuh lie. It swung through the air one way, seamed off the pitch another and then once it cleaned
him up it swung off the stumps to gully.

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In reply to Brerzerk
It's a brilliant explanation,ah can hear the batsman saying thank you sah.

"Viv Richards" joke

"Man, it don't matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero." Viv Richards to Sunil Gavaskar at Madras 1983. Gavaskar had decided to come in at no 4 for that test. But Malcolm Marshall got Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, Gavaskar had to walk in at 0/2. Gavaskar made 236*

What is the difference between our opener John Campbell and Cinderella?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

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In reply to granite

Funny but true .

I am aware that our Caribbean people could be well funny at times,and I always hope that some of our commentators could make some little jokes,anecdotes or puns,especially when things are boring like when Shiv and KB is bating.

Seriously one of the best WI cricket joke ever is Shiv/Morton mixup and runout.

That joke is a watching joke no telling.

In reply to Brerzerk
I had liked Morton and always hope he con go on to greater things.On that day I saw the run out and man, Morton was vex bad,bad,bad.The worst part was,he was batting very good.Yes sah,it was funny like hell.

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nice one

In reply to Brerzerk

Very true,

I used to do Videos for the MB back then...I may still have that somewhere on an old DVD lol

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Morton Shiv Run out Joke

Look at sport lolololol

I completely forgot that Shiv had to go

men in the comms box laughing hard hard hard

I heard this funny cricket joke while on the Bus.Remember when England was being murdered in the Ashes,this English bloke said,"just wait until China starts to play cricket,they will beat Australia with one bat".The Brits are a funny bunch.

In reply to granite
Cruel, especially in the middle of 'Covid'

In reply to Brerzerk

Yea man these English...no class at all.

Holding/ Uncle Sonny.
Islands vs. JA. Islands all out and Yard has 30 mins. to bat n Andy on the rampage. Skipper Foster turns to ole Vêt Len Levy (Uncle Sunny) usual #11/ watchman and says. Pad-up we can't risk Yagga before close. Len- Skip if the great Yagga can't s'eet nor survive how yuh expect me to?

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In reply to Brerzerk Does anyone, recall the one about the India vs West Indies Test at QPO? Purportedly an Indo Trinidadian bet another Trinidadian on the first day of the Test , a blue ( T&T$100), that Gavaskar would make more runs than Greenidge and Haynes combined.
Gavaskar made 1. And the man allegedly handed over his $100. On the Saturday afternoon the Gavaskar fan was seen walking all over QPO searching for the man to whom he had handed the wager to. Why ? Greenidge 0 Haynes 0.

In reply to alfa1975
They claim the bet was between commies Tony Cozier and Dicky Rutnagur

More story than joke- Richard 'Prof' Edwards in the analyst box.
Dodgy LBW decision given not out. Mason asks him what he thinks.
Prof- Guess the ump is right because balls aiming for middle can tunnel unda di grung
come up on di otha side n guh in di keepa's gloves.

Former USA under 17 coach my pal Owen Graham (RIP gone too soon at 44) tells of a match in Westmoreland JA.
He and one of his brothers are batting together and their big bro. is the hometown ump. Visiting pacer hits his
brother plumb in front. Big brother puts up the finger and sends the striker on his way. Little brother Owen to
Ump/brother. Yuh coulda give him a chance yuh kno' man wi a bredda.

Big Bro- Man! Dat R##s suh plumb mi almos' duh a double play tun to yuh and gih yuh out too.

Why are cricket bowlers good with women?
Every now and then, they bowl a maiden over



A cricket is in love with a mantis
but he's terrified, because he keeps hearing that a mantis will eat the male after sex. Nevertheless, one night the cricket gets really drunk and propositions the mantis. The two have amazing sex all night long, but in the morning the cricket comes to his senses and starts eyeing the mantis warily.

"What's wrong?" asks the mantis.
"Well, I don't want to make this weird, but are you going to try to eat me?"
"Oh, don't worry, only the females do that."

Don't blame me I Got these via email....

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In reply to Brerzerk

LMAO

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