BREAKING NEWS FROM GUYANA

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link CITYBOY Joined: Jul 10, 2017
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9/21/22, 8:22:07 AM 
Just reported on national newscast the reliable NCN network ..
“”All would be spectators attending the cricket game this afternoon must leave their footwear outside the stadium in marked designated areas . This is a necessary precaution to avoid footwears being used as missiles to pelt the Amazon Warriors cricket team .
In addition all spectators will not be allowed to leave the stadium until the Amazon Warriors cricket team members are safely back at their hotel and hiding under their beds “”

Apparently Irfan and his cabinet passed that decree late last night .

link Chrissy Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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9/21/22, 8:48:42 AM 
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Well di news I got is dat di only ting dat will be pelting is
RAIN

lol lol lol

link Curtis Joined: Dec 3, 2002
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9/21/22, 8:54:38 AM 
In reply to Chrissy

Hopefully you got it from Tucker Carlson, he duzz lie nuff nuff

link Halliwell Joined: May 13, 2005
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9/21/22, 8:55:06 AM 
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Whatever the outcome of this day’s proceedings, we can be assured of entertainment big grin

link Curtis Joined: Dec 3, 2002
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9/21/22, 8:55:50 AM 
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Wah happn, is there an egg or tomato shortage?

link Chrissy Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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9/21/22, 9:29:06 AM 
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Nah mi nuh have dat channel by choice

lol lol

link WI_cricfan Joined: Oct 11, 2006
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9/21/22, 10:08:07 AM 
In reply to Chrissy
Well di news I got is dat di only ting dat will be pelting is
RAIN


Wait NoRine changed his name?

link CITYBOY Joined: Jul 10, 2017
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9/21/22, 10:18:13 AM 
In reply to Chrissy

Hopefully lots of rain lol ... I just talk to me friend who live by the stadium and does sell some beer and black pudding etc ...she want rain so she shop gonna be full up with all them farriners throwing them US dollars around ..
I ask her “” but what about the cricket ?”
She seh she can’t find enuff in Guyana to boonjal !!

link powen001 Joined: Nov 25, 2006
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9/21/22, 10:58:32 AM 
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lol lol lol

Didnt realize you had an Intentionally comical side big grin


Match is played on the day...I aint underestimating a bwoy

link Dukes Joined: Dec 5, 2002
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9/21/22, 11:01:06 AM 
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Irfaan deh @ de UN embarrasing de country talking bout TURKIA!!!!!!!!

link powen001 Joined: Nov 25, 2006
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9/21/22, 11:02:48 AM 
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lol lol lol

man..dont tell lie pon de man...he trying to fit in to the mold comfortably

link Dukes Joined: Dec 5, 2002
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9/21/22, 11:05:54 AM 
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The video is all over WhatsApp !!!!!He said it not once but twice!!!!!!

link powen001 Joined: Nov 25, 2006
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9/21/22, 11:11:15 AM 
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man..I have to see dat.. lol

link Chrissy Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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9/21/22, 11:11:35 AM 
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ROFL
lol lol lol

link CITYBOY Joined: Jul 10, 2017
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9/21/22, 11:37:40 AM 
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You think dis ting is joke ... meh friend just video what’s app from she shop ... she vex too bad ... sunshine galore ..
she cussing ... when you want rain it don’t fall ..
Ah trying to calm her down... told her to make a big sign and put it in front of shop.. sign should read .. in bold letters
“”OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS TO CUSS THE CRICKETERS AND EVERYBODY ELSE ..
but please check your cutlass with security “”

link powen001 Joined: Nov 25, 2006
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9/21/22, 11:47:50 AM 
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

raise yuh hand!!! big grin big grin big grin

link WIfan26 Joined: Apr 30, 2021
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9/21/22, 12:33:03 PM 
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Stay out of Politics Sir Dukes!!!

link powen001 Joined: Nov 25, 2006
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9/21/22, 12:44:08 PM 
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Well played.


Dukes?? big grin

link Dukes Joined: Dec 5, 2002
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9/21/22, 12:51:51 PM 
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I did not realize that the Prezzie spoke The Turkish language.
Apologies to the multilingual President.

link shivnotout Joined: Nov 29, 2009
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9/21/22, 12:54:43 PM 
In reply to CITYBOY

is Norton and buxton crew at d game?

lol

link SnoopDog Joined: Jan 23, 2004
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9/21/22, 1:03:19 PM 
In reply to powen001

Well played.

Dukes??


lol lol lol

The Prezzie handing out licks to poh old man Dukes. lol

The man share the WhatsApp video to all his PNC pardnas so thanks to the Prezzie, they're all unwittingly the wiser and less ignorant today on matters of international relations. lol

link CITYBOY Joined: Jul 10, 2017
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9/21/22, 1:37:03 PM 
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We don’t care which crew coming.. all we want is dem to step into the HQ and spend some dollars ...
Irfan nah around so the broomers gonna make lots of noise but we filling no cup for free ..

link Curtis Joined: Dec 3, 2002
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9/21/22, 1:38:01 PM 
Oh skunt! What an embarrassment.,..

Doc, you mussee feel like a Thanksgiving Turkia now

lol lol lol lol lol

link Cricket_101 Joined: Feb 14, 2011
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9/21/22, 1:43:10 PM 
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This is a necessary precaution to avoid footwears being used as missiles to pelt the Amazon Warriors cricket team .


And anyone caught using repugnant language at captain will escorted out of the facility.

big grin big grin big grin

link maj Joined: Mar 7, 2017
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9/21/22, 1:48:02 PM 
In GT right now and going to tonight's game..wearing extra heavy shoes..

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