With the racest posts and so on, I think ppl R too eager waiting for the new year that they R getting frustrated.
Let's try to settle things down with a joke thread.
This one is old, but still good.
Don't go boxing week special shopping at Walmart!
One Day at Walmart
A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The
clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special'.
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager. In front of a growing crowd of customers, the manager confronts the woman and asks
"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Once again,
the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
Doing so, she draws and even larger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying bthat?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM GETTING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!
😁🤣
Let's try to settle things down with a joke thread.
This one is old, but still good.
Don't go boxing week special shopping at Walmart!
One Day at Walmart
A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The
clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special'.
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager. In front of a growing crowd of customers, the manager confronts the woman and asks
"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Once again,
the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
Doing so, she draws and even larger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying bthat?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM GETTING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

