America is a Gun
England is a cup of tea.
France, a wheel of ripened brie.
Greece, a short, squat olive tree.
America is a gun.
Brazil is football on the sand.
Argentina, Maradona’s hand.
Germany, an oompah band.
America is a gun.
Holland is a wooden shoe.
Hungary, a goulash stew.
Australia, a kangaroo.
America is a gun.
Japan is a thermal spring.
Scotland is a highland fling.
Oh, better to be anything
than America as a gun.
In reply to Chrissy
What a sad truth
In reply to Brerzerk
This one too!
In reply to Halliwell
Particularly given their tiefing, looting, plundering, enslaving, raping etc. Brits have balls yuh see.
In reply to SnoopDog
Like they didn't tief di Germans
The best gun in the wurlll!
Just for the misfits, ChatGPT composed a poem for you using my prompts!
With Apologies to Edgar Allan Poe.
Once upon a midnight dreary,
Politicians sat, weak and weary,
Pondering solutions to the gun control fight,
While the country's youth died night after night.
Suddenly there came a tapping,
As if someone gently rapping,
Rapping at the chamber door,
It was the raven, nothing more.
He spoke of the children's fears,
And the parents' endless tears,
Of the carnage wrought by guns,
And the politicians' empty puns.
Yet they still refused to act,
Their inaction was a brutal fact,
As the raven perched above,
Watching over the land he loved.
"Nevermore," he solemnly cried,
As the politicians brushed aside,
The calls for change and the people's pleas,
Leaving the land to suffer and bleed.
And the raven still sits there,
A symbol of the country's despair,
As the guns continue to take their toll,
And the politicians sell their souls.
So heed the raven's warning cry,
And let not the children die,
Demand change, and take a stand,
Or face the raven's eternal demand:
"Nevermore."
In reply to VIX
I'm stealing this
