debut: 1/12/07
43,688 runs
Trump is right to tariff these pro-DEI penguins. Do dire wolves next.
Of all the tariffs President Donald Trump has rolled out, my favorite – and I do love them all, just like I’m going to love patriotically paying $579 for a new phone charger – are those slapped on the penguins of the unpopulated Heard and McDonald Islands.
Since taking office, Trump has made clear that "wokeness" is dead and America will no longer be taken advantage of on the global stage. Well, few have flaunted destructive diversity, equity and inclusion policies more than penguins.
For starters, they are black and white simultaneously. They sometimes form same-sex couples, like I read about in the children’s book “And Tango Makes Three,” which I’m trying to get banned from my local school district even though I don’t have children. According to PBS, which I hope President Trump defunds because it shares overtly sexual information about penguins, “Some female penguins may have one to three partners in one season and some males may have one or two partners.”
Of all the tariffs President Donald Trump has rolled out, my favorite – and I do love them all, just like I’m going to love patriotically paying $579 for a new phone charger – are those slapped on the penguins of the unpopulated Heard and McDonald Islands.
Since taking office, Trump has made clear that "wokeness" is dead and America will no longer be taken advantage of on the global stage. Well, few have flaunted destructive diversity, equity and inclusion policies more than penguins.
For starters, they are black and white simultaneously. They sometimes form same-sex couples, like I read about in the children’s book “And Tango Makes Three,” which I’m trying to get banned from my local school district even though I don’t have children. According to PBS, which I hope President Trump defunds because it shares overtly sexual information about penguins, “Some female penguins may have one to three partners in one season and some males may have one or two partners.”
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