Teens charged in attack of former DOGE staffer sentenced to probation

Looks like Mission Accomplished though.

Two teens arrested in connection with the attempted carjacking of a former U.S. DOGE Service staffer in August — an attack that captured the attention of President Donald Trump and in part ignited his sweeping crime crackdown on the nation’s capital — were sentenced Tuesday to probation, avoiding incarceration.

A sad day for the Caribbean people.

@VIX

Certainly looks like that "Big Balls" incident was staged.

That'll be marked as yet another win for #45/47.