@BeatDball
He’s a “man of action,” alright. President Trump
The kind of action where you start on third base, trip over your own feet, and still demand a standing ovation for “hustle.”
He inherited a fortune and, through sheer commitment to bad judgment, managed to do worse than what would’ve happened if he’d just parked it in boring securities and gone golfing for the last 40 years. Imagine being outperformed by doing absolutely nothing. That’s not business genius. That’s financial self-sabotage with a PR team.
Eleven Chapter 11 filings. Six bankruptcies.
That’s not “resilience.” That’s a pattern. That’s a guy who treats failure like a business model and calls it “strategy” because admitting incompetence would bruise the brand.
And now the United States government, this massive, clunky, nearly unkillable machine, gets to be the next thing he “runs like a business,” which is a fun way of saying: slash, burn, and then announce victory over the ashes.
Bankrupting America is supposed to be impossible.
But if anyone can take “too big to fail” and turn it into “hold my diet coke,” it’s him.
Sarge