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Sheik 2015-11-12 08:24:40 

DREAMERS,

JUST REMEMBER ONE THING - DENIAL IS NO LONGER AN OPTION!

JUST REMEMBER ONE OTHER THING - THE SHEIK IS THE GURU OF ALL CRICKETING GURUS!

WHO IS THE SHEIK?

THE DREAMERS WORSE NIGHTMARE!

I AM SURE THAT YOU ALL WILL AGREE THAT THE SHEIK IS A GENTLEMAN THAT WE SHOULD TAKE VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY INDEED!

BUT THEN AGAIN YOU CLOWNS MAY NOT AGREE!!

THAT IS YOUR CHOICE!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER THOUGH THAT IT IS BETTER TO BE SILENT AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT!!

THE SHEIK HAS GONE ON RECORD AS SAYING AND I PROVIDE SOME OF HIS QUOTES -

1) "THE WONDIES ARE AN EXCUSE FOR A CRICKET TEAM AND A VERY POOR EXCUSE AT THAT"!!

2) "THE DREAMERS DO NOT HAVE A CLUE ABOUT CRICKET"!!

3) "JASON 'DE MESSIAH' HOLDER IS A "BITS AND PIECES" CRICKETER"!!

4) "THE WONDIES SHOULD BE DEMOTED TO THE SECOND TIER OF INTERNATIONAL CRICKET"!!

5) "THE WONDIES WILL REMAIN IN THE CESSPOOL OF INTERNATIONAL CRICKET FOREVER"!!

6) "THE WONDIES ARE NO LONGER CAPABLE OF PRODUCING WORLD CLASS TEST CRICKETERS"!!

MATES THE STATUS QUO MUST COME TO AN IMMEDIATE END!!

THIS SYSTEM (WONDIES CRICKET) IS BROKEN!!

WE CAN NO LONGER HAVE THE WONDIES PLAYING INTERNATIONAL CRICKET - IT IS AN EMBARRASSMENT!!!

IT IS TIME TO DEMOTE THE WONDIES TO THE SECOND TIER OR GET RID OF THEM ALTOGETHER!!

THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE WICB/DREAMERS ARE NOT WILLING TO ACCEPT THIS!!

THE ABOVE OPENLY DENY THAT THEY HAVE A PROBLEM!!

THEREFORE THE ICC MUST ACT AND NOW!!

SHEIK TO THE DREAMERS - IT AIN'T GOING TO WORK MATES - THE WONDIES ARE DEAD AND BURIED!!!

THE SOONER YOU ALL REALIZE THIS FACT THE BETTER!!

THE TIME FOR FCUKING AROUND WITH THIS PROBLEM (I.E. WONDIES CRICKET) IS LONG GONE!!

HA!HA!HA!

SHEIK

 
Cuter 2015-11-12 08:57:16 

In reply to Sheik

Funny how you show up now.

Where were you during the England series?

I thought Australia was suppose to make England grovel

smile

 
Courtesy 2015-11-12 09:35:37 

In reply to Cuter

Sheik has just released from the hospital in Black Rock. Doh mind he.

...........

Btw, welcome back mate.

 
WestDem 2015-11-12 09:40:51 

In reply to Cuter

Sheik is what you call a attention seeking hoe....a short time one at dat....one bad game by OZ and he onto to de next client or missing from sight!

 
natty_forever 2015-11-12 10:48:03 

In reply to Sheik... and another thing to remember ... the Sheik goes missing when Australia loses.

 
johndom90 2015-11-12 11:01:45 

In reply to WestDem

Or lately.....gone in the bunker cool

 
Sheik 2015-11-12 11:38:41 

DREAMERS,

YOU FCUKHEADS ARE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER SOON DON'T YOU WORRY!!!

HOW IS THE SARGUSSUM WEED TREATING YOUR TOURIST INDUSTRY OVER THERE IN THE WONDIES!!!

HAS IT COMPLETELY FCUKED IT UP YET?

HOW IS THE SUMMER TEMPERATURE FEELING?

IT BIT HOTTER THAN USUAL THIS YEAR!!!

HOW ARE THE FISHERMAN DOING?

I RATHER SUSPECT CATCHING A BIT LESS THAN THEY ARE USED TO CATCHING!!!

HOW ARE THE BEACHES STANDING UP OVER THERE NOW THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE REEFS IN THE CARIBBEAN ARE IN A STATE OF TERMINAL DECLINE?

A BIT OF BEACH EROSION SETTING IN NOW AIN'T IT!!

I MEAN I COULD ON AND ON AND ON...........!!

THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO REFUSE TO SEE!!!

HA!HA!HA!

SHEIK

 
Ridge 2015-11-12 11:44:53 

Sheik you have no credibility. You went
hiding for six months went the Aussies
got licks like peas in England.
You crawl out now to waste your breath on Waste Indies.

rolleyes rolleyes

 
Sheik 2015-11-12 11:48:06 

RIDGE,

NOT HIDING MATE, PREPARING MY BUNKER!!

JUST SO YOU DREAMERS KNOW!!

IT IS READY AND WAITING FOR ME TO TAKE UP RESIDENCE!!!

HA!HA!HA!

SHEIK

 
thefacts 2015-11-12 12:54:15 

Australia won 2 Test Matches in England!

The Series was 3-2 to England.

Last WI won 2 test matches in England was in 1995! Exactly 20 years back!

Australia went on to win the ODI series 3-2.

& Batty Lickers, who lost 0-2 to SL (rebuilding team) in Tests, 0-3 in ODI's... calling these licks

Irony!! big grin big grin big grin

 
Sheik 2015-11-12 13:32:41 

THEFACTS,

A FAMOUS MAN ONCE SAID AND I QUOTE "EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION BUT EVERYONE IS NOT ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN FACTS!!!

WE REALLY KNOW HOW TO KEEP THESE "BATTY LICKERS" HONEST!!!

HA!HA!HA!

SHEIK

 
Priapus 2015-11-12 13:40:21 

In reply to Sheik

You know i really do enjoy reading your posts.......comic relief at its best. Thanks mate. lol

 
thefacts 2015-11-12 13:52:38 

The Best Comedians in History have been known to show the mirror to society in a manner that is humorous and least offensive!!!

Its not the Comedian who is the Joke, its the subject that the comedian comments on, is the real joke!

But its very unfair of me, to make these intellectual points, which are really beyond Batty Lickers grasp!

 
thefacts 2015-11-12 13:53:51 

In reply to Sheik

A FAMOUS MAN ONCE SAID AND I QUOTE "EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION BUT EVERYONE IS NOT ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN FACTS!!!


I swear by that Quote, all the Time

big grin

 
Sheik 2015-11-12 15:22:59 

THEFACTS,

SO DO I MATE, SO DO I!!

IT IS OBVIOUS THOUGH THAT THESE BATTY LICKERS IN THIS FORUM DO NOT!!!

HA!HA!HA!

SHEIK

 
doosra 2015-11-12 15:29:47 

In reply to Sheik

Your pad you mean

 
doosra 2015-11-12 15:46:17 

In reply to Sheik

A see u rass beating a steady new thriving mate big grin

 
Sheik 2015-11-12 15:48:53 

DOOSRA,

YEP!

WE MATES "STICK TOGETHER"!

OH RA$$!!!

FUNNY AS FCUK!!

HA!HA!HA!

SHEIK

 
doosra 2015-11-12 15:51:59 

In reply to Sheik

A see you did looking over to see who dem parakeet wid the i