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Some WI Cricket jokes to Cheer up our WI fans

 
Slipfeeler 2021-11-14 00:23:11 

Top 20 Jokes about West Indies Cricket, adapted from Facebook:

Joke #20
Q: Where do West Indies batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements

Joke #19
Q: What do you call a West Indian who can hold a catch?
A: A fisherman.

Joke #18
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the West Indies cricket team?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Joke #17
Q: What is the main function of the West Indies coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Joke #16
Q: Who has the easiest job in the West Indies squad?
A: The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Joke #15
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire West Indies team innings.

Joke #14
Q: Did you hear why the West Indies Cricket team does not have a website?
A: They cannot string three Ws together.

Joke #13
Q: What is the West Indian version of LBW?
A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Joke #12
Q: What is the West Indies version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.

Joke #11
Q: What do you call a world-class West Indies cricketer?
A: Retired.

Joke #10
Q: What does a West Indies batsman have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Joke #9
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the West Indies cricket team?
A: The woman who irons their cricket whites.

Joke #8
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: A West Indies batsman putting on sunscreen.

Joke #7
Q: The West Indies bobsleigh team have asked the West Indies cricket team for a meeting.
A: They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

Joke #6
Q: What do you call a West Indies player with a bottle of Champagne?
A: A waiter.

Joke #5
Q: What do you call a West Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A: A bowler.

Joke #4
Q: What is the difference between a West Indies batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Joke #3
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by West Indies batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.

Joke #2
Q: What do West Indies batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Joke #1
Q: Why are West Indies cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A: Because they can get out without even trying.

 
Kay 2021-11-14 00:27:11 

Not bad ....

 
Windiesfan78 2021-11-14 02:19:17 

This one tek the cake:
Joke #11
Q: What do you call a world-class West Indies cricketer?
A: Retired.

 
Slipfeeler 2021-11-14 04:14:22 

In reply to Windiesfan78

big grin big grin

 
doosra 2021-11-14 10:32:30 

Q: what do you call a West Indian cricketer who writes jokes?

A: Paint

 
Slipfeeler 2021-11-14 12:53:20 

In reply to doosra

Who is the most artistic WI batsman?

A. Paint

Which WI batsman best symbolizes the rainbow concept:

A. Hope

And we could go on…. big grin big grin big grin

 
Drapsey 2021-11-14 12:57:22 

In reply to Slipfeeler

Joke #7
Q: The West Indies bobsleigh team have asked the West Indies cricket team for a meeting.
A: They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

Even without the WI team advice, the Bobsleigh team could also (unceremoniously) dump their equivalent of the Big IDIOT.

 
tops 2021-11-14 16:35:58 

In reply to Slipfeeler
This was quite cute
"Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the West Indies cricket team?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball."

 
mikesiva 2021-11-14 16:47:35 

In reply to Slipfeeler

lol

 
Windiesfan78 2021-11-14 17:33:28 

A couple were in divorce court and the judge asked the son who would you like to go with. Would you like to go with your dad?
No said the son, he does beat me too much.

Would you like to go with your mum?
The lad replied, no she does beat me too.

So who do you go with then said the judge?

The son replied, put me wid the West Indies, they don't beat nobody.

 
hubert 2021-11-14 22:33:08 

In reply to Windiesfan78

Y'all bad, bad

big grin big grin

 
Slipfeeler 2021-11-15 12:25:25 

In reply to Windiesfan78

That one is really funny big grin big grin

 
Windiesfan78 2021-11-16 10:18:54 

In reply to Slipfeeler

Got that joke years ago from Mac Fingall. I never forgot it big grin.

 
Tryangle 2021-11-16 13:27:05 

In reply to Windiesfan78

The classics never die big grin

 
eXodus 2021-11-16 17:40:21 

Pulled me out of stealth mode.

lol lol lol lol

 
Windiesfan78 2021-11-16 20:37:35 

What's the difference between me buying a lottery ticket and supporting the West Indies?

Nothing, I don't expect a win.

 
Windiesfan78 2021-11-16 21:43:20 

How was I able to watch world class West Indies batting and bowling during the recently concluded t20 World Cup?

On YouTube shock

 
Windiesfan78 2021-11-20 21:14:46 

This one is from dayne:
(The guys are hungry, and you can see it in their eyes,” he added.)

I read that SL have very tasty food, maybe that's the hunger he is seeing in their eyes.

lol lol lol