...inflicting thread.
The following thread is specially created by Ponderiver to drown their sorrows and pain.
View it live and living colour here: Jumekans feel free to contribute and use this thread wisely.
My heartfelt sympathy
I do understand Pondie...go right ahead. Ease your pain and suffering - soulagement.
Message Board Archives
Jamaicans who feel de pain de Courtesy is...
2015-12-21 11:51:19
2015-12-21 12:48:19
In reply to Courtesy
You do realize dat you are de reason the Jamaican posters here are only responding to dem fellow Jamaican posters....now dat is nat nice....its a Caribbean Rum Shop dis....
2015-12-21 12:55:31
In reply to WestDem
I have already apologized for the pain and suffering caused to de Jumekans.
Some a dem start and laugh on the best "Saint Lucian cricketer thread" to ease of their pain and suffering...
And De Courtesy approves of this. After all, I don't want any Jumekan posting here going LOKO.
I cannot promise any let up though. The floor is now mine unchallenged to wreak more havoc and pain.
2015-12-21 12:59:14
In reply to Courtesy
Aite bass....juss remember its de season of giving!!!
2015-12-21 13:03:02
In reply to WestDem
Aite bass....juss remember its de season of giving!!!
Yeah...for giving de Jumekans hell.
Watch dem Jumekans start a thread on Sammy again.
2015-12-21 13:06:08
Definition : Jumekans - a person or persons who are St. Lucian who wish they were Yaadies.
2015-12-21 13:08:15
In reply to natty_forever
Definition : Jumekans - a person or persons who are St. Lucian who wish they were Yaadies.
Hahahahaha!!!
Name just one Saint Lucian who wishes to live in Hell Country as Jamaica has become?
Allyuh currency alone is 120 jumekan to one US dollar.
No Saint Lucian wants to go to a bank having to carry a wheel barrow to change US currency.
Btw, allyuh have Nobel Laureate?
Allyuh too ignorant to reach this status.
2015-12-21 13:13:40
In reply to Courtesy... never said you wanted to live anywhere.
2015-12-21 13:15:01
In reply to natty_forever
... never said you wanted to live anywhere...
...but Saint Lucia.
Thanks.
2015-12-21 13:17:13
In reply to Courtesy...
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Edward Baugh, poet and scholar
Louise Bennett-Coverly, poet, folklorist, actress, educator
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Eliot Bliss, novelist and poet
Erna Brodber, novelist, poet
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Colin Channer, novelist, short-story writer
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Herbert de Lisser, journalist and author
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Esther Figueroa, novelist, environmental activist, filmmaker
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Anthony McNeill, poet
Kei Miller, poet
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Trevor Rhone, playwright and film maker
Leone Ross, novelist, short story writer, journalist
Heather Royes, poet
Gillian Royes, novelist
Andrew Salkey, novelist, poet
Dennis Scott, poet, playwright
Olive Senior, poet, novelist, short story writer
Tanya Shirley, poet, scholar
M. G. Smith, poet
Mikey Smith, poet
Ralph Thompson, poet
Anthony C. Winkler, novelist
Sylvia Wynter, novelist, dramatist, critic, essayist
Kerry Young, novelist
Edward Baugh, poet and scholar
Louise Bennett-Coverly, poet, folklorist, actress, educator
James Berry, poet, anthologist
Eliot Bliss, novelist and poet
Erna Brodber, novelist, poet
Margaret Cezair-Thompson
Colin Channer, novelist, short-story writer
Kwame Dawes, poet, critic
Jean D'Costa, novelist, scholar
Herbert de Lisser, journalist and author
Ferdinand Dennis, novelist, journalist and broadcaster
Gloria Escoffery, painter, poet and art critic
Esther Figueroa, novelist, environmental activist, filmmaker
John Figueroa, poet, educator
Honor Ford-Smith, actress, playwright, scholar and poet
Lorna Goodison, poet
John Hearne, novelist, journalist and teacher
A. L. Hendriks, poet and critic
Nalo Hopkinson, science fiction writer
Marlon James, novelist
Evan Jones, poet, novelist
Linton Kwesi Johnson, poet
Barbara Lalla, novelist, scholar
Thomas MacDermot, poet, novelist and editor
Roger Mais, novelist
Rachel Manley, memoirist, poet
Una Marson, poet, playwright
Diana McCaulay, novelist, short story writer, environmental activist
Claude McKay, poet and novelist
Anthony McNeill, poet
Kei Miller, poet
Pamela Mordecai, poet, novelist, short story writer
Mervyn Morris, poet, scholar, essayist
Mutabaruka, poet
Rex Nettleford, scholar, social critic
Orlando Patterson, historical and cultural sociologist
Geoffrey Philp, poet, novelist, playwright
Velma Pollard, poet, novelist, short story writer
Patricia Powell, novelist
Claudia Rankine, poet, playwright
V. S. Reid, novelist
Trevor Rhone, playwright and film maker
Leone Ross, novelist, short story writer, journalist
Heather Royes, poet
Gillian Royes, novelist
Andrew Salkey, novelist, poet
Dennis Scott, poet, playwright
Olive Senior, poet, novelist, short story writer
Tanya Shirley, poet, scholar
M. G. Smith, poet
Mikey Smith, poet
Ralph Thompson, poet
Anthony C. Winkler, novelist
Sylvia Wynter, novelist, dramatist, critic, essayist
Kerry Young, novelist
2015-12-21 13:18:19
In reply to Courtesy
but Saint Lucia.
... but a still wanna be a Yaadie.
2015-12-21 13:19:13
In reply to natty_forever
WTF. I asked you to name a Jumekan Nobel Laureate...you dumb fool.
Which one of your dumb writers has achieved Nobel Laureate status?
Btw, It's so stoopid to start a thread on Sammy just because i introduced a thread on Gayle.
NEXT JUMEKAN please. Hurry, I don't have much time...line up.
2015-12-21 13:21:45
In reply to Courtesy... a know. stalling
2015-12-21 13:23:02
In reply to natty_forever
... a know. stalling
Wha dat...double Dutch or wat?
Papa Jebus...Annuder one gone LOKO.
NEXT.
2015-12-21 13:24:03
In reply to Courtesy... ok, you have one claim to fame over us ... bet them caan play cricket.
2015-12-21 13:28:43
In reply to natty_forever
... ok, you have one claim to fame over us ... bet them caan play cricket.
Go on Pondie's Sammy thread and join your colleagues to ease some of your stress.
NEXT dumbarse please...before you disgrace your fellow Jumekans further.
2015-12-21 13:46:06
In reply to natty_forever
Jésus, sautant gebers, you wondering all over the place...Courtesy soon knock yuh gerry curls off fuh X'mas.
2015-12-21 13:48:30
In reply to TheTrail
He does not have gerry curls. He has two false natty locks on either side of his baldhead.
2015-12-21 13:51:10
In reply to TheTrail
i know they sound the same but yuh got the wrong Jamaican
2015-12-21 13:57:07
In reply to Courtesy
In reply to TheTrail
He does not have gerry curls. He has two false natty locks on either side of his baldhead.
He does not have gerry curls. He has two false natty locks on either side of his baldhead.
Them Two locks probably came from miss essy's Donkey.
2015-12-21 13:59:07
In reply to TheTrail
Them Two locks probably came from miss essy's Donkey.
Yep. except they used soap to bleach it white and it was from a gay (battyman) donkey.
2015-12-21 14:39:01
In reply to Courtesy
He does not have gerry curls. He has two false natty locks on either side of his baldhead.
... that would make me a Jew.
2015-12-21 14:41:11
In reply to TheTrail... he did obfuscate yes, cause he get me away from the fact that "Jumekans" is a St. Lucian that wants to be a Yaadie.
2015-12-21 14:49:00
In reply to natty_forever
... he did obfuscate yes, cause he get me away from the fact that "Jumekans" is a St. Lucian that wants to be a Yaadie.
Your English language is atrocious...even for a Jumekan.
2015-12-21 14:50:13
In reply to Courtesy
On behalf of my Yaardies please honor thy request! 
2015-12-21 14:52:04
In reply to WestDem
I take no facting prisoners...sorry.
2015-12-21 14:54:15
In reply to Courtesy
natty is a good sport here...JahJah is de problem!!!
2015-12-21 14:55:28
In reply to WestDem
natty is a good sport here...JahJah is de problem!!!
Why is god of gods de problem...is he the essence of ignorance?
2015-12-21 14:57:54
In reply to Courtesy
essence of blind ignorance... he more Jamaican than those living in Jamaica!!!
2015-12-21 14:59:53
In reply to WestDem
...essence of blind ignorance...
Facting hell!!!...You ain easy brother. Captain Jerk Pork (TM Sudden) soon come to grunt and play in de mud.
2015-12-21 15:01:34
In reply to WestDem... however, just like Jah Jah, when the Jumekan ready he worse than a Yaadie. These darn wannabezz
2015-12-21 15:04:55
In reply to natty_forever
Wait! Courtesy is a wannabe Yaadie? Mind yuh de man gat one hell of an archive!!!
2015-12-21 15:05:05
In reply to Courtesy
except they used soap to bleach it white and it was from a gay (battyman) donkey.
... yes, the donkey that belonged to you. Heard he wasn't always like that til you fack'd him.
2015-12-21 15:06:06
In reply to natty_forever
... however, just like Jah Jah, when the Jumekan ready he worse than a Yaadie. These darn wannabezz
Wha you smoking to come up wid dis majee?...tabac jab?
2015-12-21 15:06:17
In reply to WestDem... that one you would have to go in his closet to find out.
2015-12-21 15:06:50
In reply to Courtesy... only the best from the west!
2015-12-21 15:07:34
In reply to natty_forever
... yes, the donkey that belonged to you. Heard he wasn't always like that til you fack'd him.
Dat one shatter you or wha...bleached donkey hair for your false locks on a baldhead?
It was meant to do just that. But this is only a hand grenade sah.
2015-12-21 15:10:21
In reply to Courtesy... head not baal, sorry to disappoint ... I bet yours is!!!
2015-12-21 15:10:36
In reply to natty_forever
bro Courtesy is from a region that has never produced a cricketer of note.
Fathead tried to hijack the cricket by foisting an average cricketer on to us and told the world he was the greatest thing since slice bread
In my opinion posters who have no tradition of cricketing history should not be entertained on a cricket forum messageboard.
They take up so much time as we trawl through their cricketing angst and their relentless diatribe on talented cricketers that other countries have produced.
when crapaud is on the menu ........ yuh seek another restaurant
They want to make this change, they want to drop that player Change the administration from top to bottom .........
yet fraudsters that they.they are know that if they keep making a lot of noise no one will notice that not one of the forkers can play, have ever played or is deserving of a place , except through affirmative action
That is the root cause of all of their bile
Take a look at the list of posters who have the most to say on how the cricket should be run.... the common denominator anti the so called big Island......... no real cricketing history...... nada zilch, fork all and ah mean fork all
Yet the answer to their angst is simple, produce better cricketers dominate the regionals get selected for the big team and create a legacy.Antigua did once ..... it can be done again
Like i said earlier when crapaud is on the menu seek another restaurant ........ vroooom!!! Arsenal v Citeh awaits
2015-12-21 15:13:00
In reply to natty_forever
... head not ball, sorry to disappoint ... I bet yours is!!!
Who are you trying to fool?
With a sobriquet like yours Baldhead Natty_forever rasta you have to be a baldhead man full of dandruff.
2015-12-21 15:13:04
In reply to ponderiver... sound advice!
2015-12-21 15:14:13
In reply to ponderiver
One more of the Jumekan dumbfuck broke de line and couldn't wait his turn.
Wha ya want?
Stay on your soulagement thread.
2015-12-21 15:14:31
In reply to Courtesy... how one likes to use ones assessment of thyself to judge others. You wife when she heard ma age said I didn't look a day over 35. "My husband on the other hand is 35 and you could never tell ... you think he soon dead."
2015-12-21 15:17:34
In reply to natty_forever
... how one likes to you ones assessment of thyself to judge others. You wife when she heard ma age said I didn't look a day over 35. My husband on the other hand is 35 and you could never tell ... you think he soon dead.
Lame as fact.
OH OH... Natty gone clear...he bring wife into dis.
Sorry Natty. You is a pussy bwoi or what? What did my wife say to you? Deal wid me sah not my wife.
Natty you gone LOKO? Deal wid de I sah.
2015-12-21 15:20:09
In reply to Courtesy... just that you head baal and you soon dead.
I think you're the one off your rockers.
2015-12-21 15:21:04
In reply to natty_forever
... just that you head baal and you soon dead.
Try again. Dat nuh make de TABC banter grade.
2015-12-21 15:22:31
In reply to Courtesy... nuh expect it to, your grade too low, upper school this youngman
2015-12-21 15:23:21
In reply to natty_forever
... nuh expect it to, your grade too low, upper school this youngman
Why are Jumekans so dumb? You don't sound and write anything like "upper school this youngman"...more like a neg marron.
2015-12-21 15:25:13
In reply to Courtesy... being one you should know. Then again you so dumb you na know.
2015-12-21 15:27:03
In reply to natty_forever
... being one you should know. Then again you so dumb you na know.
Brother, as a Natty, don't you live in the hills (neg marron) and smoke your caca boeuf?
Serious question.
2015-12-21 15:32:31
Have a great day Natty. Memba dis?
natty_forever 9/16/14 6:45:20 PM
In reply to voiceofreason... cocksucker ... keep sucking.
In reply to voiceofreason... cocksucker ... keep sucking.
You is de biggest cocksucker Natty.
You saw the trap in my last post...you dirty cocksucker.
2015-12-21 15:56:30
In reply to Courtesy.. you okay? I see you putting up smiles but a don't feel you actually laafing.
Seems you also want to be a cocksucker. I mam sure VOR can teach you.
2015-12-21 15:57:19
In reply to natty_forever
Have a great night in de hills Natty.
2015-12-21 16:12:16
In reply to Courtesy... cool. Thanks.
2015-12-21 16:12:45
In reply to natty_forever
you should use your life line and call a friend
2015-12-21 16:32:31
In reply to sudden... why, because Courtesy used his?
2015-12-21 16:36:17
In reply to natty_forever
no because you need help. i am only looking out for your best interest, my friend, that is, if i can call you that
2015-12-21 16:38:28
In reply to sudden... help ... I am not surprised that you would think so as a member of the Educated Fool posse or is that BUS89?
2015-12-21 16:42:00
In reply to natty_forever
you would be half wrong as usual. i would admit to being a fool
2015-12-21 16:43:13
In reply to sudden... how am I half wrong, so what would be the other half if it is not educated?
Also, I did not ask you what you thought.
2015-12-21 16:44:06
In reply to natty_forever
try jamaican?
2015-12-21 16:45:03
In reply to sudden... that would make you officially a Jumekan. Another wannabe Yaadie
2015-12-21 16:47:28
In reply to natty_forever
but dont forget that crucial part that you were not wrong about...fool, a Jamaican fool to be exact. now, some might argue that is redundant but not to the fool
2015-12-21 18:23:42
Why do people live vicariously through others. Why does a jab at Gayle affect pondie or Drapsey so much.
Its like they are walking victims waiting to be poked,
2015-12-22 10:42:42
In reply to Commie... and Sammy and others for another set.
We just have our biases and all are willing to defend them ... everybody does it.
2015-12-22 13:35:18
Never knew sudden was on here helping hunt in packs.
2015-12-22 15:36:42
In reply to sudden... well since you statement is built on a lie, all I get from this is that you are a fool, not just any fool, a Jumekan (wannabe Yaadie Tm Courtesy, lol) Fool.
2015-12-23 13:30:19
In reply to Courtesy
St. Lucia has the most Nobel Laureate; Jamaica has the most Rhode Scholars and Miss World winners; Trinidad has the best economy; Guyana has the most and best resources; and Barbados has the most enthusiastic cricketers and cricket legends. What is the relevance of the above in the advancement of our currently weak West Indies Test Team.
Let's not dwell on negativity but enhance our achievements, consider that a group of small islands in the Caribbean has managed to develop the only two major forms of music in the world within the last 50 years, namely Reggae and Calypso music. Also the Caribbean has the fastest sprinters on the planet. The largest percentage of minority students in any Law School or Medical School in USA, usually consist of students of Caribbean decent. The first woman and of Caribbean decent to occupy the position as Commonwealth Secretariat, Colin Powell had the opportunity of becoming the first black President of US and of Caribbean decent, and the list goes on.
Outside of the Caribbean we all live together in harmony from Toronto to New York to Miami but within the Caribbean there is too much bashing of each other. There are readers from outside the Caribbean who read the posts and will see us as divisive and unintelligent people. Please desist the urge to bash, rather provide sensible solutions to the problems currently plaguing the WI team.
2015-12-23 13:38:41
In reply to Slipfeeler
born unto us a child
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