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A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful,
leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. "Young
man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the
$55,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed
the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there."

"And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could
discount this model." The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his
throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell
you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir,
just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman
sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car
keys to the old man...

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower
the price...."

"See you later, Dad, have a wonderful birthday."

In reply to openning


Though the salesman was surprisingly honest, unlike most car sales people.

In reply to pelon
the power of the P#$$&

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In reply to openning

so why the father had to go back if the daughter already got a better deal?

In reply to openning

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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