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Bishoo spot the googly thread.

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 11:05:45 

Any time a googly is bowled by Bishoo say "aye" on this thread.

big grin

 
Ninetenjack 2017-05-01 11:16:25 

In reply to Courtesy

How much time we have? Just this test?

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 11:19:07 

In reply to Ninetenjack

Your choice or how Bishoo performs...we can take it up to the third test if required.

If Bishoo bowls plenty googlies it can be stopped after 5 overs.

 
solidrock 2017-05-01 11:46:39 

"Spot the googly" from Bishoo is like waiting to see Gabriel make a hundred runs in one innings or goes through a match without bowling a no ball. big grin

 
Larr Pullo 2017-05-01 13:58:43 

In reply to Courtesy

If the batsman hits it into the breadfruit tree by the car park, pretty safe bet it's a googly!!

 
Norm 2017-05-01 14:10:03 

It has to turn, or just look strange?

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 14:20:08 

In reply to Larr Pullo

Four overs and not one googly.

Why did the WICB invest in Dhanraj or Bishoo's head is facting hard?

Cho man!!!!

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 14:21:42 

In reply to Norm

It has to turn the other way to categorized as a googly.

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 14:29:15 

I have seen enough of this nonsense.

Dem balls cannot even get out my blind great grandmother.

 
conman 2017-05-01 14:30:46 

In reply to Courtesy

23 test and he still bowls as if its his debut

 
TheTrail 2017-05-01 14:31:22 

In reply to Courtesy

In reply to Larr Pullo

Four overs and not one googly.

Why did the WICB invest in Dhanraj or Bishoo's head is facting hard?

Cho man!!!!



Yuh just should not put fertilizer to ripe canes.
lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 14:32:24 

In reply to TheTrail

Yuh just should not put fertilizer to ripe canes.


lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 14:37:22 

Follow up that good leg spinner with a googly.

Wow!!! Same ole, same ole.

 
Narper 2017-05-01 14:48:14 

In reply to Courtesy

Looks like you lost Hope

Did you spot a 50 yet?

You now trying to spot a googly????

BTW the non googly bowler has a higher test career batting average that the top order hopeful batsman big grin big grin big grin

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 14:50:34 

In reply to Narper

Brother dis is facting serious business you are posting and obfuscating about Shai Hope. Start your facting thread on Hope.

Bishoo should be out of the West Indies side now...never to return.

A leg spinner playing for donkey years yet cannot bowl a googly at will. Bishoo is a facting waste of time and effort.

Leg break after leg break with monotonous regularity.

And the WICB only recently invested in a specific bowling coach...at the very least, show you are attempting to bowl the googly.

twisted twisted twisted

 
imusic 2017-05-01 15:01:08 

Allyuh not nice

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:06:56 

In reply to Courtesy

I am not obsessed with googlies.

Did his selection depend on whether he bowls gogglies or not? Doesn't Law and Order know he doesn't bowl googlies?

Did the WICB specifically say Dhanraj came on board to teach Bishoo to bowl googlies?

I say if he doesn't take wickets...drop he skunt

HE IS PICKED TO TAKE WICKETS...if he doesn't...it is simple...DROP him

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:09:38 

In reply to imusic

Brother this is a shocker to me.

Isn't Bishoo evaluating his own performance...de bowling coaches are not after him to bowl the googly.

At least West Indies noting the deficiency invested in a bowling coach.

Btw no leg spinner should be selected ever again if he cannot bowl a googly at will.

Dis is pure fuckery.

..........................

All those cricketers who don't belong to test cricket must get the fact out. Dis has been happening for too long.

 
Larr Pullo 2017-05-01 15:13:47 

In reply to Narper

Since you can't pick Bishoo as a batsman or Hope as a bowler, drop BOTH a facking dem!!!

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:15:52 

In reply to Larr Pullo

I have absolutely no problem with that

 
Kay 2017-05-01 15:15:58 

In reply to Narper

HE IS PICKED TO TAKE WICKETS...if he doesn't...it is simple...DROP him

Simples.....

And he should probably read dis board and learn a ting or two ... 10 googlies and the whole team back in the pavilion smile

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:18:35 

In reply to Narper

I have absolutely no problem with that

So why are you coming on this tread with your insular obfuscating shit?

Drop all non performers or the WICB should get the hell out of playing test cricket.

Enough is enough.

 
Larr Pullo 2017-05-01 15:21:00 

Bishoo bowls a no-ball...before he bowls the Googly.... lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:21:28 

In reply to Larr Pullo

Bishoo bowls a no-ball...before he bowls the Googly...

lol lol lol

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:21:32 

In reply to Courtesy

So why are you coming on this tread with your insular obfuscating shit?


You should look in the mirror.

Nuff said

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:23:02 

In reply to Narper

Brother, I have no nomme mama playing for West Indies.

All I want to see is improvements.

You have never heard me ask for Sammy to be in West Indies team...if anything I have acknowledged that he has been hiding

 
Runs 2017-05-01 15:24:24 

Bring back Rawle e go mek dem bawl lol

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:25:38 

In reply to Courtesy

All I want to see is improvements.


And you believe you are the ONLY one here?

Do you think I am closely following WI cricket to see cutass test after test?

Have you EVER seen me support any non performing player....from Mudland or anywhere else?

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:26:47 

In reply to Narper

ARE YOU SEEING IMPROVEMENTS IN BISHOO?

A yes or no will suffice.

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:29:30 

In reply to Courtesy

NO

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:31:33 

In reply to Narper

NO

Thank you.

lol lol lol

Well we need to banish him and his ilk forever.

We have reached the point of diminishing returns and there is no more merit in the investment in them.

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:37:51 

In reply to Courtesy

Look...if Bishoo don't take 5 wickets in this match...and other 5 wickets in the next match....he should go

And I expect the same formula to be applied to ALL other bowlers....fast or spin

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:40:25 

In reply to Narper

Look...if Bisho don't take 5 wickets in this match...and other 5 wickets in the next match....he should go

WTF...with no discernible improvements you still want Bishoo to play a next match. Brother Bishoo should not even bowl next innings or if possible right now get him off the bowling.

Try any other young leg spinner who is willing to bowl a googly and learn to bowl.

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:42:39 

In reply to Courtesy

I can see him being selected based on the history of these selectors.

Do you see these selectors dropping anybody?

WE always continue to play a losing team

NOBODY is getting dropped from this squad....you could rant and rave....jump high jump low....that is an easy prediction.

Aren't you willing to give Hope another test...another innings??? double standards here?

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:45:40 

In reply to Narper

...NOBODY is getting dropped from this squad...

I SAID DROP HIM FROM THE TEST SIDE...LET HIM SIT IN THE PAVILLION AND WATCH.

He can be in a million squads carrying drinks.

What don't you understand by this?

 
WestDem 2017-05-01 15:46:21 

Dis is the most boring cricket ever.... We have Bowlers that bat better than their bowling and we have batsmen that are fielding worse than their batting....DROP de whole team except Chase and Holder!

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:47:14 

In reply to Courtesy

Try any other young leg spinner who is willing to bowl a googly and learn to bowl.


Is there another leg spinner in the squad.???

You are all over the place

This is affecting you too much...relax bro...relax big grin

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:48:10 

In reply to WestDem

Dis is the most boring cricket ever.... We have Bowlers that bat better than their bowling and we have batsmen that are fielding worse than their batting....DROP de whole team except Chase and Holder!

And let the WICB stop putting this shit on TV unless there is significant improvements if that is possible.

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:49:18 

In reply to Narper

Brother, we are playing at home. A squad can be changed after any test match.

Perhaps you don't know that.

The whole damn side can be changed.

 
WestDem 2017-05-01 15:51:10 

In reply to Courtesy

Dem putting this crap on TV just to increase TV sale cause all de TV's soon bruk up! The only way to fix this is to enter WI team in only international U19 series and as soon as a player reach age 20....let them focus on becoming their own T20 Franchise player!

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:53:25 

In reply to Courtesy

Perhaps you don't know that.


I know dat..

But I also know the history of the bline mice....the chief blind mouse loudly declared....NOBODY is walking into this WI team...and only bajan investments permitted

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:53:40 

In reply to WestDem

Dem putting this crap on TV just to increase TV sale cause all de TV's soon bruk up! The only way to fix this is to enter WI team in only international U19 series and as soon as a player reach age 20....let them focus on becoming their own T20 Franchise player!

Any other option will be better than this current crap that passing for test cricket from a West Indies side.

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:54:20 

In reply to Narper

So your previous point is a moot one.

 
Narper 2017-05-01 15:56:50 

In reply to Courtesy

Look man....leave this thread alone and watch the gripping cricket..as Pakmen struggle to score runs on a flat track.....you must learn to identify the positives big grin

 
WestDem 2017-05-01 15:58:35 

In reply to Narper

..as Pakmen struggle to score runs on a flat track.....you must learn to identify the positives big grin
lol lol lol

Is this a positive?

51.3

Bishoo to Ahmed Shehzad, 2 runs, oh so close. Shehzad makes a move down the track and mishits the cover drive. It's aerial, and it demands Jason Holder at short cover to move quickly to his right. The captain puts out his right hand, but it doesn't stick

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 15:59:29 

In reply to Narper

Brother. you tink I have the patience to watch a leg spinner bowl over 15 overs without a googly, a faster one or a flipper?

I will follow your wagon for an indication as to when we are batting.

 
Narper 2017-05-01 16:01:10 

In reply to Courtesy

I will follow your wagon to see us bat.


Fair enough

In the last two decades...I always prefer to see us bat than bowl

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:13:48 

Powen just reported that we got one.

I wonder if de batsman out heself instead of being beaten by a googly or share pace?

big grin

 
Kay 2017-05-01 16:16:38 

but now, he is undone by a peach. Lovely, ripping legbreak, draws him out to block, making him reach away from his body. It spins past the middle, takes the edge, and Shai Hope dives low to his right to pick up a fine catch

Who needs a googly when a peach is better... smile

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:19:48 

The WICB should ask for a reimbursement from Bishoo of the professional fees paid to Dhanraj.

 
Norm 2017-05-01 16:23:58 

Look! Bishoo gets the breakthrough that no one else could - and without a googly!

What do you fellas say to that? Lucky? Then, the others were unlucky, or just not as good as googlyless Bishoo?

 
TheTrail 2017-05-01 16:24:10 

Was that Nitro Donald Trump in the stand watching crcket?
lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:25:05 

In reply to TheTrail

The Nitro Trump is colour blind.

big grin

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:25:05 

In reply to TheTrail

Whappen dere?

Repeat post.

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:35:42 

Santa Claus in tongue.

lol lol lol

 
doosra 2017-05-01 16:35:54 

An excellent leg spinner beat the bat

Long hop and out

 
Larr Pullo 2017-05-01 16:36:25 

Longhopshoo bowls a long hop and gets another wicket...

Better to be lucky than good!

lol lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:37:53 

In reply to Larr Pullo

Dat ball almost take off Bishoo toes fuss it was short.

Dat is what is called drowning in honey.

lol lol lol

 
Norm 2017-05-01 16:39:01 

Man, Courtesy's goat mouth powers growing!!! He will soon be rivaling VOR at this rate!!!

Do you think a second thread cussin' Bishoo will gets us wickets at double the rate? smile

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:41:35 

In reply to Norm

This thread is not about wickets especially wickets from rank long hops. Have you seen a googly yet?

Man, the WICB paid Dharaj big money to help Bishoo bowl a googly. I aint see one yet.

big grin

 
Norm 2017-05-01 16:50:25 

In reply to Courtesy

This thread is not about wickets

Naaaw. It's just an anti-Bishoo thread.

No sweat tho. It's working wonders! smile

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 16:51:42 

In reply to Norm

Arrite...Bishoo is the best current test leg spinner. The thread is not identifying weaknesses.

Is that OK with you?

 
natty_forever 2017-05-01 16:52:42 

In reply to Courtesy...

Bishoo is the best current test leg spinner
... in the West Indies for sure!

 
Runs 2017-05-01 16:53:07 

In reply to Norm

cool

 
Norm 2017-05-01 16:59:12 

In reply to Courtesy

Bishoo is the best current test leg spinner.

Bishoo, Gabriel and Alzari are the best bowlers in the current WI Test team. The rest aren't worth much in Test cricket. Fortunately, Chase is proving to be a very good batsman - and reasonable support bowler.

Despite this, magnificent Captain Holder chooses to bowl Chase before Bishoo in this innings, and that's ok, judging from the lack of protest on the MB.

So, let's cuss our best bowlers, or players in general, and tacitly promote doodoo, basically for insular reasons. It will make WI cricket great again, nuh?

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:00:33 

In reply to Norm

Start a praise West Indies cricket thread fella.

No one is stopping you.

 
Runs 2017-05-01 17:01:07 

Jacobs for Bishoo that is the aim lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:03:29 

We paid a Trini endless money just to teach a leg spinner to bowler a googly that bowler produces zilch after the investment and allyuh want me to get quiet.

Bishoo should be banished...the investment is not worth.

I'll be on his case until he is dropped or repay de facting money...useless skunt.

 
Runs 2017-05-01 17:04:04 

In reply to Courtesy

Jacobs better bro

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:05:13 

In reply to Runs

Any shit leggie is better than Bishoo at the moment...waste of time and space.

A leggie has bowled so many no balls in one session.

 
WestDem 2017-05-01 17:08:13 

In reply to Courtesy

Yuh realize dat Bishoo is de number 1 wicket taker fuh WI leg spinners, right? lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:09:18 

In reply to WestDem

Yuh realize dat Bishoo is de number 1 wicket taker fuh WI leg spinners, right?

And he is be the sanest in this West Indies cricket mad house too.

lol lol lol

 
Runs 2017-05-01 17:10:01 

In reply to Courtesy

Rawle made dem bawl with his leggies lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:11:22 

In reply to Runs

Rawle made dem bawl with his leggies

I don't blame you. At least you are consistent in comparing shit with more shit.

Good on you.

big grin

 
Narper 2017-05-01 17:12:43 

In reply to Courtesy

A leggie has bowled so many no balls in one session.


Bishoo has not bowled a single no ball in this session

D Bishoo 21 8 53 2 2.52 100 6 0

Extras (b 2, lb 3, nb 9) 14
Total (3 wickets; 68.4 overs) 172 (2.50 runs per over)

Gabriel has bowled 8 and Chase 1

 
WestDem 2017-05-01 17:13:01 

In reply to Courtesy

Cricket 101....why would you bowl only good deliveries only to have batsmen play and miss all de time? Why not try some variety and by variety me nah mean googly and sliders...yuh have to know when to surprise batsmen with long hops and full tosses...they are also wicket taking deliveries.... lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:13:52 

In reply to Narper

If you tirf and I don't see you it means Narper did not tief.

Run along.

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:14:37 

In reply to WestDem

Cricket 101....why would you bowl only good deliveries only to have batsmen play and miss all de time? Why not try some variety and by variety me nah mean googly and sliders...yuh have to know when to surprise batsmen with long hops and full tosses...they are also wicket taking deliveries....

I agree...the newest category of bowler the long hopie.

big grin

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:20:03 

20 sumting facting overs...yet not one faster one, not one flipper, not one googly.

I will be honest and give him credit for bowling his stock ball - the long hop consistently with marginal success.

Let's hope we are at least fortunate to see one googly tomorrow.

Stay tuned folks and keep your fingers crossed...the long hopie will be plying his trade tomorrow.

Rogers and out...until tomorrow.

big grin

 
WestDem 2017-05-01 17:22:33 

In reply to Courtesy

Just checked de series stats and saw Bishoo has more runs (60) than KB, Shai and Vishal combined (57)....that does not deserve its own thread? lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:23:26 

In reply to WestDem

Start your thread...my agenda is to see de facting back of the shithound Bishoo sooner rather than later.

lol lol lol

 
WestDem 2017-05-01 17:26:33 

In reply to Courtesy

lol lol

Thread started...yuh better go and contribute appropriately and honestly... lol

 
doosra 2017-05-01 17:27:50 

drown them with honey bishoo

diabetes big grin

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 17:56:09 

In reply to doosra

drown them with honey bishoo

diabetes

If I were Bishoo I would give up on cricket especially test cricket. He cannot improve beyond the consistent long hops and monotonous uninspiring unproductive leg breaks.

Has he scored a century with his bowling yet?

 
doosra 2017-05-01 18:30:37 

In reply to Courtesy

the boy really hurting you

i wonder why

this is unlike you

is it because your anointed one cyah eva score a run? big grin

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 18:43:59 

In reply to doosra

Brother, it has nothing to do with hurt.

I have no nomme mamma on the West Indies side. If Bishoo supporters are satisfied with his mediocrity bowling I cannot change that.

What I have changed is spawning ant nests of fommee fou (mad ants) all over the MB and I am basking in this delight.

Go fommee fou muddies.

Allyuh getting more mad tomorrow.


big grin

 
Babylon 2017-05-01 18:55:34 

In reply to Courtesy

Like bishoo horn u woman bro

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 18:57:59 

In reply to Babylon

Like bishoo horn u woman bro

Yep.

Now move along from this thread you ass.

big grin

 
Babylon 2017-05-01 19:06:56 

In reply to Courtesy
Oh lawd me belly. A think a hit de bullseye
smile

 
Courtesy 2017-05-01 19:09:12 

In reply to Babylon

Oh lawd me belly. A think a hit de bullseye

If only Luckyshoo had your success rate.

The long hop specialist has to go...no more investing in a rank shithound.

big grin

 
TheTrail 2017-05-02 00:40:12 

In reply to Courtesy

How many centuries you and wesdem want to score? By the end of this match allyuh going to break Lara's 400 not out.


Seriously, I am concern for that Hetmeyer or Singh fielding at forward short leg when Bishoo is bowling (the words of my grand Dad) his donkey drops.

The good news is: Surgeon Smith of the QEH is on call for this week.
wink

 
Courtesy 2017-05-02 08:42:37 

In reply to TheTrail

...The good news is: Surgeon Smith of the QEH is on call for this week.

Moving away from cricket a bit, is Mr. Smith an Orthopaedic surgeon?

 
TheTrail 2017-05-02 14:45:26 

In reply to Courtesy


Moving away from cricket a bit, is Mr. Smith an Orthopaedic surgeon?


Yes.orthopedics at one point but changed to Neurosurgery.

I see Bishoo made a century in the process. lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-02 16:31:07 

In reply to TheTrail

Yes.orthopedics at one point but changed to Neurosurgery.

Tks Trail...I thought so.

..........................................

I see Bishoo made a century in the process.

What's new? Even the skip did trust him bowling at the Pakistan tail. The skip had to over-extend himself.

..........................................

The Guyneez will now float all Shai Hope threads 'cause this will certainly and sufficiently riled them up.

Attempting to kill a Looshie with a Bage.

lol lol lol

 
Courtesy 2017-05-02 16:38:33 

BTW, did anyone spot a googly today? I didn't and I am hoping that I am dead wrong.

 
TheTrail 2017-05-03 14:41:46 

In reply to Courtesy

We paid a Trini endless money just to teach a leg spinner to bowler a googly that bowler produces zilch after the investment and allyuh want me to get quiet.



Bishoo and Chase will find the rough on the fifth day and square the series,No?