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Top 20 Jokes about West Indies Cricket :

Joke #20
Q: Where do West Indies batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements

Joke #19
Q: What do you call a West Indian who can hold a catch?
A: A fisherman.

Joke #18
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the West Indies cricket team?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Joke #17
Q: What is the main function of the West Indies coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Joke #16
Q: Who has the easiest job in the West Indies squad?
A: The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Joke #15
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire West Indies team innings.

Joke #14
Q: Did you hear why the West Indies Cricket team does not have a website?
A: They cannot string three Ws together.

Joke #13
Q: What is the West Indian version of LBW?
A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Joke #12
Q: What is the West Indies version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.

Joke #11
Q: What do you call a world-class West Indies cricketer?
A: Retired.

Joke #10
Q: What does a West Indies batsman have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Joke #9
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the West Indies cricket team?
A: The woman who irons their cricket whites.

Joke #8
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: A West Indies batsman putting on sunscreen.

Joke #7
Q: The West Indies bobsleigh team have asked the West Indies cricket team for a meeting.
A: They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

Joke #6
Q: What do you call a West Indies player with a bottle of Champagne?
A: A waiter.

Joke #5
Q: What do you call a West Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A: A bowler.

Joke #4
Q: What is the difference between a West Indies batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Joke #3
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by West Indies batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.

Joke #2
Q: What do West Indies batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Joke #1
Q: Why are West Indies cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A: Because they can get out without even trying.

I'm sure this came from a pommie commie before today

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