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Little Sean was in his kindergarten class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up – fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, engineer etc.

Sean was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out into the alley with some Homo and take it up the backside.”

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring in and took little Sean aside to ask him,

“Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” said Sean.

“He actually plays cricket for the West Indies, but I was too embarrassed to say that.”

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