The Hazards of maj's Florida

link Drapsey Joined: Dec 26, 2007
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5/24/23, 3:29:49 PM 

He Went Outside the Bar to Pee. A Gator Awaited

For a guy who just lost part of his arm to an alligator, Jordan Rivera has a remarkably good attitude. The 23-year-old was at Banditos Bar in Port Charlotte, Florida, early Sunday when he had to use the bathroom, per WBBH. The lines for the restroom were long, however, so Rivera tells the station he decided to heed the call of nature in a pond behind the drinking establishment. "I either tripped or the ground below me kinda just went down," Rivera says. "I ended up in the water. And that's literally the last thing I remember."

He's lucky it's just his arm.

Anyway, hope it's not our colleague maj.

link Chrissy Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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5/24/23, 3:32:41 PM 
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Damn

link SnoopDog Joined: Jan 24, 2004
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5/24/23, 3:36:20 PM 
In reply to Drapsey

He's lucky it's just his arm.


Good on the croc. He was merely exercising his 2A right to strictly bare arms and nothing else.

link nick2020 Joined: Jul 2, 2012
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5/24/23, 4:22:09 PM 
In reply to SnoopDog

right to strictly bare arms


lol

link googley Joined: Feb 9, 2004
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5/24/23, 5:43:19 PM 
In reply to SnoopDog

lol lol

...and no license required for concealed....in Florida! lol lol

link Brerzerk Joined: Mar 16, 2021
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5/24/23, 5:53:38 PM 
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lol lol lol lol

link Headley Joined: Dec 2, 2007
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5/24/23, 7:41:34 PM 
In reply to Drapsey

Considering all the parts exposed and at risk, maybe an arm was the least cost scenario. big grin

link Brerzerk Joined: Mar 16, 2021
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5/24/23, 7:43:49 PM 
In reply to Headley
Das why di man tekking it so positively

lol

link Headley Joined: Dec 2, 2007
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5/24/23, 8:23:07 PM 
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lol lol lol

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