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I have searched a library of files containing the stats of international cricketers in ODI cricket. I have never perused such dismal diminishing returns. And that uneviable record goes to Darren Bravo.

In any business environment, Darren Bravo would have been banished...never to see the light of day again.

Dessie Haynes is the first cricket economist.

Congrats Dessie.

Can the tits stay on topic on this one and not employ their usual obfusfaction.

I don't think so.

The Sandals story

Stray...

Reference

I hope this b!tch understands- he brought the analogy….

How can the two best ODI seasons be diminished returns? I’ve also learnt that Caribbean people don’t understand Mathematics

This b!tch wants to control a conversation- he thinks everybody has trisomy21 like in st Lucia- name one successful St Lucian business- spiteful and wicked…

Now they bring it to sport with the great donkey…

Laughing and giggling like ugly hyenas in heat….

Deciding on their latrines who must play and who must stay… lying and clapping like chi-chi men delight, their hypocrisy becomes quite a sight….

The hit us once with an uglyman now they come back to finish with a no-balls man …. I found out why they think I am Red B… but I have no hate for the Dottie- I say what I see…just immense sh!t from a big bamsee named Courtesy…

St. Anns, here ccomes a tit.

That b!tch spending time here to denigrate Darren… what has he done except to play and vie for a spot open to all of us- then Haynes say it is not his, then Courtsey say kiss Sammy’s bottom for us to think about it…. Little tin gods of the Caribbean- men of no balls

...intended output.

This is in complete contrast to DM Bravo's diminishing returns on the ODI stage.

In reply to Courtesy

If I were mad, I wouldn’t go to St Ann’s I will carry you behind Sammy’s park and teach you the story of mas. I be the Moko Jumbi, you be the she-arse…

Serious itch...

You can’t decide which statistic you will use and a buisness like Sandals will use training and incentives as proof. You have one idea in your mind and you must sh!t it out no matter the time

I am awaiting the other tit itch with bated breath.

I want to suck two tits today. Where is the other one? This current one has a mastectomy.

You feel you can bully me like a true tit you see… but some pretend tits hard and they does spike you like the brothers from the yard… we call dem hard tits- give jumpy a chair and he is it…

I have given this tit a platform to become a pastiche of a deranged breast.

Hehehehehehehe!!!

Back to more mundane matters:

The productivity profile of DM Bravo's last 28 ODIs (mind you he has played 122 in total is as follows:

Average= 21.98
Strike Rate = 67.00.

That's good enough to qualify for shithound status

The donkey of Beausejour meets the milk drinker of cancerous tits- go wipe you bottom soon after you sh!t… Darren will survive for he is strong… the blight that you bring might still be around 2027…

Jumpy tit...your turn now. You have your compatriot hogging the sty.

In reply to Courtesy

The only shithound is Sammy who neither batted or bowled… he simply clapped with his turkey neck and then he stole our chance for success…just so he could squeeze a young titty’s breast

You are so close to your old Redbaron personality.

I must compliment you for resisting a return to your old putrid character.

Folks, at the international level, we're at not even seeing marginal positive returns from DM Bravo. It's strictly negative returns after 28 matches, which is a lifetime for many international cricketers.

Who in their right mind except from some ostrich tits would make an ODI investment in DM Bravo?

And only jackasses would view DM Bravo's domestic performance in isolation.

You can never "build a future" on such a long career with these absymal stats.

Who makes such a decision, except flag waving jackasses?

Bump:

Two tits are trying to avoid St. Anns. I will not surrender "until the deed is done, the battle is won..."

In reply to Courtesy

ok