New table settings

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In reply to Chrissy

Below and slightly to the left? Or to the left and slightly below....

Salad fork should be next to plate.... napkin goes on the plate....usually in a whimsical shape...

So no....a joke that gets toomuch wrong...

And it would be rude to have your phone on the table anyway if talking a formal dinner....in your purse for women.

In your pocket for men.

Also if I recall correctly, the water glass sits closest to the diner.

Because usually you will be asked to remove either the white or red wine glass, thus you only move one place.

And everyone drinks water.

In reply to Chrissy

Good one

In reply to Ayenmol

Bro, yuh suffer from hemorrhoids? Maan enjoy a moment of levity nuh? It is a joke, it is a joke,vit is a joke!!!!

In reply to Brerzerk

Animal just doesn't get it.

In reply to Drapsey
Deading wid laff