debut: 11/1/13
14,517 runs
A crocodile was hanging out by a lake where he saw a beautiful young woman having a swim,he said to himself ,I will have her when she comes out the water.He waited and the moment she came out he started slowly moving towards her, she spotted him and started to run,he chased as fast as he can but never caught up with her,she lost him quite easily.The next day he told his mate about what had transpired the day before,his friend was very surprised and asked him ,how did you allow a young woman to out run you,he replied,she was running in a zig zag manner,well that still doesn't matter we can run zig zag too,he quickly answered,at the time I was too stiff.
