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When will Hetty be Pasteurized

pariaman 6/1/25, 1:50:56 PM
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debut: 3/11/11
2,861 runs

He has consistently failed when ever he allows himself to be selected.

He needs to be told that he has played his last game for the West Indies
allan 6/1/25, 1:56:07 PM
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debut: 2/9/03
11,257 runs

After this tour
Don’t see him playing again
JOJO 6/1/25, 1:59:22 PM
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debut: 1/29/03
6,391 runs

In reply to pariaman

When will Hetty be Pasteurized


Somehow I assume you meant to write “pasturized”…which still does not make sense but is a little less nonsensical (if that makes any sense).
imusic 6/1/25, 2:03:57 PM
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debut: 11/13/02
80,119 runs

Look on the bright side.

Hety had the fastest strike rate of all the batsmen so far cool
Halliwell 6/1/25, 2:49:38 PM
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debut: 5/14/05
24,530 runs

In reply to JOJO

That’s great! lol

But maybe he meant it in the modern context of a bush bath
Casper 6/1/25, 3:04:24 PM
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debut: 11/9/18
7,435 runs

In reply to JOJO

He meant to say that watching Hety is harmful to one's taste in cricket. His recommendation is that he should be "pasteurized", even if that meant put out to pasture. Either case I agree with him.
Casper 6/1/25, 3:07:54 PM
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debut: 11/9/18
7,435 runs

Hety looks like he enjoys the "good" side of life. He should be on a football field as a linebacker.
voiceofreason 6/1/25, 3:13:46 PM
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debut: 1/20/04
91,575 runs

In reply to JOJO

He probably looked at Hety's man boobs and said they ripe for milking and then pasteurization of the milk.
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allan 6/1/25, 3:16:41 PM
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debut: 2/9/03
11,257 runs

In reply to voiceofreason

Haha too funny
Hetty is no longer a serious cricketer
embsallie 6/1/25, 3:18:06 PM
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debut: 1/15/09
5,434 runs

I thought one of the posters here was asking for Hety in the previous game?

Maybe Sammy needs to bat Hety at #3 and put Carty at #4.
I doubt this experiment will work, but giving him more responsibility might just well change the equation.
If he continues in that vein, He should be put to pasture (pasteur).
voiceofreason 6/1/25, 3:23:49 PM
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debut: 1/20/04
91,575 runs

In reply to allan

He needs to come back to the West Indies regionals and play 4 day cricket. Spend time at the crease. One more game to prove himself as when Rutherford and Shepherd come back he will be shaky. Needs a score.
Arlo 6/1/25, 3:58:03 PM
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debut: 8/24/21
444 runs

Hetty's wake up call will come when he is no longer a first choice pick in the IPL.