If nothing else, Phil Simmons is better looking than his predecessor so that removes the adjective UGLY from any vituperative arrows slung at him if he fails to transform the WI team into a winning juggernaut
..Ha
Ha..Ha
Of course before he can transform WI team into a winner there are a few housekeeping chores he will have to perform:
First in order of difficulty
. he must turn water into wine, then he must display his ability to walk on water, and then cause pigs to fly
.once those are accomplished the winning thing will be a breeze.
GOOD LUCK Phil!
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If nothing else, Phil Simmons
In reply to birdseye
You forgot to mention that he must turn the players into students of the game. Oh wait.....
Forget it. He's facked.
In reply to birdseye
You right to try laugh it off now.
In reply to birdseye
I see you trying to get ahead of what you know might very well be more of the same when it comes to WI cricket
I wishing Phil the best though, just like his predecessors.
I see Bravo already hinting that he'll come back so I guess he (bravo) feels now that there's a trini coach he has a shot of making the Test squad.
Anyway let's see hwo it go. First stop Antigua vs England.
In reply to positiveg
In reply to birdseye
UH UH.....he got to make sure the blackbird get teet...even if dey false.........
In reply to birdseye
"Ugly" is not just about the looks but the dutty ways and actions of the departed, and unlamented, Coach Uglyman!
"God Don't Like Ugly" and neither, belatedly, did the new WICB, so he did get his comeuppance for his two-faced action and his bullying ways.
I say Good Riddance!!
In reply to jacksprat
Riiiiiiiight.
Hope you find a cure for your complex soon.
Comeuppance????
Yuh blasted idiot.
Y'all like to worship money. To me Otis got a sweet deal...paid to do pretty much nothing towards the end and now he has a gig with cricketers who more likely to listen..in a more professional setup ..and prepared to deal with he fact that feedback..negative or positive is a part of professional life.
If in yuh ol age yuh eh get dat...then you probably never will.
Get over it...Gayle can bash di ball and we love it when he does that...but he eh a student of the game.
Even Mikey Holding say so.
In reply to Cheeks
You could have stopped right there ..well you could appended useful, and would be very much in the ballpark of Gibsons WI coaching accomplishments ..
Gibson can accomplish something with England, mainly because his authority will be limited he wont be a decision maker, something he proved capable of only making bad ones as WI head coach ..to begin his WI coaching career by marginalizing the senior players was a dumb as it could have gotten from there it was all down hill ..
Can't we all just get along?
In reply to birdseye
Gibson can accomplish something with England, mainly because his authority will be limited he wont be a decision maker, something he proved capable of only making bad ones as WI head coach ..to begin his WI coaching career by marginalizing the senior players was a dumb as it could have gotten from there it was all down hill ..
Keep burying your head in the sand.
You think Otis went in there to do a hatchet job???
You think any coach wouldn't prefer to have more seasoned and his best players available to boost his record as coach???
I like the way you already try to make excuses just in case he does well with the England squad.
Otis did not BEGIN his career by marginalizing anybody. He had enough time to be in camp and series to make an assessment of some of the issues.
Y'all 'experts' just didn't like the assessment...because certain players came out on the wrong end of it all.
Some board member screwed him over by leaking what was supposed to be a confidential report based on what I heard.
All the invective hurled at Otis for saying dat Gayle is not a student of game went on mute for Holding's implication of the same thing.
The funny thing is that..Otis turned out to be right about most things.
In reply to Cheeks
In reply to jacksprat
please don't try to clean it up, UFI,
In reply to birdseye
hi good looking
In reply to tc1
What is there to clean up?
Not only is Coach Opiss Uglyman is not only harsh on the eyes but his ugliness is compounded by his vindictive, bad attitude( In case your comprehension was a bit off!).
My frequently stated opinion of him has never wavered, even now that he is thankfully gone!!
And I have never been reticent about stating my opinion about that underhanded, malicious piece of... So there is nothing to 'clean up"!
In reply to jacksprat
Your posts on the guy indict you...not him.
The guy was chased by both Durham and Warwickshire over the last few years, was considered a catch for WI when he could have stayed in a more successful setup which he helped get there, and now is back in a good situation.
Considering the history of WI coaches before and after their tenure, Gibson is in fine company and indeed gets credit rather than ridicule from those that matter...ie prospective employers and people who work at the coaching level in the sport.
Good for him,you and the other apologists!
For someone with so many options I am surprised that he has reverted to being a mere bowling coach fro England- the same job he left for bigger & better and thing 5 years ago!
Whoop-Di-Do!
In reply to jacksprat
Actually the whole point is that you are being a jackass.
No one has to take credit for that but yourself
In reply to tc1
Yuh know I had a similar reaction when I read Spratty's post--he's softened his stance. After viciously attacking the man's physical appearance all this time he started backtracking a bit. In fact, I was waiting for Courtesy to show up with a catalogue of former posts that spoke solely about ugly appearance without ever using the word ugly to refer to acts. Now, after you call him on it, he has predictably, and childishly I might add, doubled down on Coach Uglyman. Can't wait to see his future musings about former President "Double Ugly"
In reply to jacksprat
for a so called educated person and one from the land of the buffalo soldier, u would have listen to chants of a Manley or Marley and be a more conscious in descripting a black man thru the eye of European.
by the way, u look at Jr Bennett lately, the same physical features as Ugly Otis, he is in the exact imagine of Otis, could be his uncle or dada
CG and 85% of Jamaicans also look like ugly Otis.
now carried good looking, with yuh stupor
In reply to Walco
thank boss,some guys are not conscious. They pretend to be educated but yet continue in the same vein.
In reply to Cheeks
It "was/did said" that after Gibson took over and tried to improve the overall fitness and discipline of the WI team, a senior player told him they had gotten rid of other coaches before and they would get rid of him as well. There was a senior player revolt of sorts during the 2011 WC and for once the WICB backed the coach instead of the players.
In reply to Walco
Just read this:
At your service sir. Can a leopard change its spots?
Does anyone still doubt that Darren Sammy was nothing but a self-serving opportunist?
The selection panel and Coach Uglyman should be the next to join this useless excuse for cricketer in exile.
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In reply to jacksprat
Whats up with you yardies and ugly.
You have a pm that looks like a man in drag but you want to call ppl ugly.
..........
bajans are so petty...the sooner yall accept that you will always be uglier than Jamaicans and move on the better things will be.
phew
In reply to Walco
That is the salient point the Occupy WI crowd seem to not understand.
In reply to Walco
The bolded part describes a very large percentage of that fella's offerings here.