Hahaha only in T&T!!! Hoverboard salesman!

link bravos Joined: Oct 14, 2009
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3/18/17 2:06:08 PM 
One Waataaaa fihe dollar!!

The energy and spirit people cannot be broken,man have he chiney suit too!! lol

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3/18/17 2:20:38 PM 

link Runs Joined: Jan 4, 2003
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3/18/17 2:36:11 PM 
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.......................
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She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER.

link Emir Joined: Aug 9, 2014
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3/18/17 2:57:45 PM 
In reply to Runs

Did you read Admin' rules about racial stuff?

You may wish to place those words in quotation .

Other than the usage of N the word, which is very unfortunate, the rest of it is Funny. big grin

link bravos Joined: Oct 14, 2009
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3/18/17 3:15:11 PM 
In reply to Emir

We should be waay past taking offence on words exclusively assigned to us...they mean nothing,they can shove it,freakin Wiggers!!

link bravos Joined: Oct 14, 2009
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3/18/17 3:18:56 PM 
In reply to Runs

Nice! but tell me what you think about WATA shaolin master!? smile

link Runs Joined: Jan 4, 2003
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3/18/17 4:32:28 PM 
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In reply to Emir

Please dude lol

link black Joined: Feb 28, 2004
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3/18/17 5:19:16 PM 
In reply to Emir

Go suck on something. lol

link Curtis Joined: Dec 4, 2002
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3/18/17 5:28:52 PM 
In reply to bravos

Ninjaman tough nuh rass!! Is that you driving in this one, Bravos, going down South? lol

with the bikes!! not the first two

link Headley Joined: Dec 2, 2007
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3/18/17 10:25:30 PM 
In reply to bravos

Reminds me of Chico the nuts man when he started out. Chico is the man who started throwing the nuts. Sometimes he would make a second rounds and explain that his nuts done sell out but he was just making a second round to help his partner. big grin

link Curtis Joined: Dec 4, 2002
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3/19/17 9:46:56 AM 
In reply to Headley

so right...something about Ninja reminds me of Chico

link bravos Joined: Oct 14, 2009
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3/19/17 12:41:34 PM 
In reply to Headley

You mean 'Jumbo'(big grain man) and what about 'Nuts Landing'(Knots Landing tv show) lol lol

This is our culture too... lol

What about serious mad/happy karate men by traffic lights etc,they have that in yard.?.

link bravos Joined: Oct 14, 2009
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3/19/17 12:48:02 PM 
In reply to Curtis

Damn! and it looks like an Audi, gotta a A6 Quattro too.,doing them numbers easy,but damn dem bike men just wow!!

link Headley Joined: Dec 2, 2007
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3/19/17 12:55:55 PM 
In reply to bravos

Yes you're right Jumbo not Chico.

What about serious mad/happy karate men by traffic lights etc,they have that in yard.?.


Vagrants posing as karate men?

That fashion has not reached Yard yet - as far as I know. I am in Ja now and driving around I have seen no such 'karate or ninja men'. There is one in Bim who is actually known as Ninja Man.

link Curtis Joined: Dec 4, 2002
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3/19/17 12:57:52 PM 
In reply to Headley & Bravos

Jumbo had a good arm on him for sure
lol

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3/19/17 1:02:09 PM 

link bravos Joined: Oct 14, 2009
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3/19/17 1:02:23 PM 
In reply to Headley

Since I small going to school in the morning I seeing them,real entertainment.. lol

link bravos Joined: Oct 14, 2009
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3/19/17 1:03:26 PM 
In reply to Curtis

Jumbo was a great pelter...man picking you out on the upper stadium tiers from the sideline..they even made ads with him..

Yeah and the vid with the bikes,now I think I remember seeing the original in another forum a while ago...damn !! dem men could do Moto GP...

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